Little Darlings

Girls were crap. One good one. I swear my money was stolen and right after that I was asked to leave. I felt like I was in tijuana. Not a good establishment. Unilocal removes reviews all the time.

scary, creepy, freeky, (like being on a hollywood movie set!!) haven’t made decision yet… been here about 5 times. lots «interesting» strippers!!! haven’t tried any dances yet??? nice place to hang if you like to feel like you’re in south los angeles or compton!!! or at the greyhound station in los angeles!!! some funny ass shit. total roll!!!
this scrub tried to lure dancer at tip rail with a buck (to try n touch)…when she backed away… he pulled the dollar and kept it…(they threw his dumb (cheap) ass out the do!!! hahahahahaha! what a loser/poser…love shit like that!!!

I’ve been to a few clubs around SD and this one has to be my least favorite. First off this club is very small, it’s almost the size of my living room and the patron seating is set up like a town meeting. There really isn’t a direct walk way to the stage, no lie I’ve seen a dancer weave through the crowd and enter the stage like a WWE superstar (literally). I at least thought a door with a curtain from the back of the stage would be there but nope. I notice they have a waitress but she never has asked me if I wanted something to drink, unless it’s completely up to the customer to ask or walk to the bar then I may be wrong. There are a few chairs and tables that need to be replaced hanging on by a thread or unstable. Two things I can say positive about this place is the music selection and the late closing around 4am. One incident I can recall is that my buddy was robbed out of his cash after asking for $ 100 in «1’s» he received $ 80 back, I watched him recount his change numerous times to verify their error. The manager told him he could only «Go halfway with him» because of the time lapse on the camera (already assuming the customer is trying to get over) giving him only $ 10 of the money they shorted. Who would rob a damn strip club for $ 20? Give the man his money smh. I attended a couple weekends and not that many girls danced or seem to be on the roster. Another buzz kill for me was that the lap dances seemed too patrolled and my dancer I chose was being hounded, not a good experience. Anything from disrespectful customers to disrespectful dancers they have it all at this place lol. In my opinion it’s a very unprofessional establishment and seemed like a fiasco. To me it’s just the hood spot under the bridge, you don’t have to take my word for it just go and experience the environment for yourself.

Disgusting place I don’t even know if half of these reviews are from people who have been Inside. I am a good looking dude as well as my brother we were in there for 40 min didn’t see one woman besides a dancer actually dancing. Plastic cup Drinks more bouncers then people. A lot of better strip clubs in the area

Ive had ok experiences here and i somewhat like the layout, but there isnt enough chocolate here for my liking and the prices are to high for the talent that works here.

Best strip club in San Diego Becuz the girls are nicer and more intimate, not in a slutty way, and a lot of the girls are really beautiful. I have fun every time I’m there.

Very rip off prices compared to others such as cheetahs etc, a little diveish, this would of been one star if it hadn’t been down to one cool and cute chick that looks a bit like Debbie Harry did in her hey day (blondie) –morrissey

Been going to clubs all my adult life, this was my worst experience ever, entry fee plus one (1) dance over $ 100, I’ll take my entertainment dollars elsewhere, bad employees? I’ll go back to Déjà Vu/​Paradise

Went in with a friend on a Tuesday night… we ended up sitting there for 30min before any girls started dancing… I highly do NOT recommend this place. The girls are unattractive and don’t dance very well. The club is very small, and the bouncers are weird.

Paid a $ 20 Admission Fee to walk in. Looked at the disgusting state of the establishment. The smell of weed and cat piss was overly prevalent. I immediately walked back to the window (mind you without so much as sitting down) and asked for a refund. The window guy said «no refund». I left grumbling
The waitress was the most in shape girl in the club and she was pretty over weight. The girl on stage had stretch marks and a fricken c-​section scar. I thought I was in TJ for a minute. Will NEVER go back. STAY AWAY

Everytime I go, there seems to be one 7 and the rest are 5’s or below. Sometimes way below. But at least you are likely to see an optical illusion. Somehow they get a train wreck up on that little stage several times a night.

I haven’t been to very many strip clubs in San Diego, but this location was down the street from my house and we decided to stop on by.
Of course from seeing from the outside, the location wasn’t going to be the biggest club in town but the ladies were nice (of course they want your $$) and as well as the staff.
We went with a female that was getting hit on by some of the customers. Kinda weird, you never thought a dude would try to hit on a girl while at a strip club.

10X better than eye candy!

Worst strip club I’ve ever been to. Not a very good location. Called ahead to see how much it would be. I was told $ 10 after 8:00 p.m. and unlimited Rockstars. I also inquired about a VIP free admission card I had. I was told I would get in for free. I got there and my card that said ‘Free Admission’ was only $ 10 off. And it was $ 20 to get in. Rockstars were $ 5 each! We got a hooka (way overpriced at $ 40!) And the hose was FULL of ash. I got a mouthful. Their ‘oops we f-​ed up’ cover for that was a free mouthpiece, which were a dollar. Absolutely ridiculous. The girls were pushy and rude.
One girl was obviously very drunk and thought my husband and I were cousins. What? We tried to explain to her that we’re MARRIED, and he’s my HUSBAND, but she kept hearing ‘cousins’. Uh… okay.
I knew too many of the dancers and it was awkward watching them dance. All of the girls were beyond rude. And there’s nothing ‘little’ or ‘darling’ about them there.
I will NEVER go here again.

Open til 4am on Fridays and Saturdays??? Oh what!!! I’m there!
A lil grimey some might say but that’s just what you think from the outside.
Here’s my top 3. Cali (Cause she’s a white girl with a booty), Bailey (Always dancing to dubstep), and Paris (Once you see her you’ll know why). My list actually goes on but I don’t remember all of their names… surprisingly.
Let’s just say I didn’t rate this a 5 star for nothing. Holler at me!
Little D’s always has new recruits every time I come through. It’s hard to keep up with them dancers. WHEWWWWWWWW!

I consider this strip club slightly better than the others that I have attended in San Diego. The caliber of women here are pretty good and the setup is nice. Again, like the other clubs, the dancers walk around and ask you for tips. This must be a San Diego thing, because I have never been obliged to tip someone after their dance anywhere else. But I guess giving them a dollar or two won’t hurt. The lap dances were good and the music wasn’t very short, but the security guard walking through every 20 seconds or so kind of kill the mood. You can also get the two girls at the same time for twice the price. They have blue light specials here for dances half the price. Not too bad overall.
The main gripe that I have here (besides no alcohol, but given this is a full nude place, I expected it) is that there are no pool tables here (everytime I go to any type of club or bar, I love to shoot some pool). It’s a minor gripe though. I may be nitpicky but give this place a shot. Some of the coolest bouncers you’ll ever meet.

Zero alcohol, but full nude. I came during a celebrity night for Lisa Ann. Look her up she won some awards in the adult industry. I was able to get $ 10 off because I was a VIP member, so $ 15 total for me during celebrity night. One main stage with a lot of tables surrounding it. Kinda sucks to go to a full nude bar and be in the back. I came in early and with a small group so we stayed in the front stage. We made it rain so we were not stingy and deserved those seats. Around the stage there are seats that allow you to be really close, for some very fun viewing and fun teasing moments. Lap dance area is money feed operated ($ 20) so you really do know you get every second because the green light and red light feature.
This night had a good number of decent looking females. One special lady Natalie is very pretty I think she has some type of Asian blood with some very sexy moves, my friend was gone for more than an hour getting a lap dance with her and he stated he was close to busting a nut (damn!). Despite that she was very friendly and fun to talk to. Another special lady is Ebony. I think she is Asian, cute thin body with some awesome natural breasts. But this girl was a waitress. Despite that she took really good care of me and my buddies with drinks and getting us change. She was really cool to tease with and I was checking her out a lot more than the strippers. As for all the staff, very polite. You don’t have girls hounding you to take them to the back for a lap dance very chill girls.
Before the main event with Lisa Ann there was a duo show. If you liked American Pie 2 with the 2 hot girls in the house you will definitely like what Little Darlings had to offer. Won’t say much but the crowd loved it, stage floor was covered with money to show appreciation, I was pointing and shouting damn near the whole show. Better to experience it than be told.
Lisa Ann is a performer. Bad ass show with literally a bad ass. Muscle thighs with a big muscle butt. Flat stomach, sexy moves. I wish you were there with me because I can go on forever. Bottom line, amazing show.
Left with a big smile. Amazing night.

Come for the free lunch… stay for the fine pussy…
Okay, well so they don’t really have a free lunch. Yes, the sign on the road does advertise a free lunch from 12−4pm on weekdays but don’t walk in expecting a burger and fries. Although they still had a mighty juicy picture of one on their flat screen inside. Hmm…
The sign also advertised no cover before 4pm. After a successful smog down the street, we decided to celebrate. The nice lady at the door said we must be Military (because I suppose my male companion and I had the military look) and got us both in for 20 bucks. Which I though was weird because I thought ladies were usually free, on top of the fact that it was 3:30 and we shouldn’t have to pay any cover… but we took a look inside and saw how empty it was.
We decided to donate to the cause.
My companion goes to the ATM, which charges him 6 bucks and I find a seat up close and personal. It really is a small place, with maybe only a dozen or so seats around the pole and a couple rows of tables behind. This particular Friday afternoon there were only a handfull of guys up close and 2 or 3 at the tables.
The ladies were all really good looking, in their own ways. I do agree with the other reviews, that they do look bored at times but I really didn’t hold it against them. There was a lil of something for everyone, skinny lil girls to thick women… pierced and non pierced. What I did like was that all the ladies did look natural, not a ounce of silicone in the place!
Maybe I should add a star for that. Yes, I think I will.
On top of being aesthetically pleasing, the ladies were also very nice and polite. Not pushy at all when it came to offering up their «Blue Special» 3 for 2 lapdances. I would say only a few came up to us and actually tried strike up a conversation.
So all in all, yes I would come back to Little Darlings… maybe at a busier time to get a better feel for the place and the patrons… maybe to see more of the pretty ladies… and maybe just to see if there ever really is a free lunch.

Uf dah! There wasn’t anything «little» or «darling» about this place when I rolled through. In fact… it was more like «large» and «frightening.»
There were a lot of car salesman types hanging out, but I guess it’s to be expected, because it was like, 2:00 in the afternoon when I went. Sometimes, it’s just entertaining to to see the talent working the midday shifts.
3 stars is as low as I’ll go… I don’t wanna get shot by management.

So, this is going to be more of a story than a review, so bare with me.
This story is 100% true:
Set the way back machine to 1997, I had just turned 25 (yes im old), and my friends, in all their moral glory decided that we needed to go to a strip club. At the time, we were living in La Mesa, in a complex we all referred to as «Melrose Place», but that’s for another story. Anyway, so this shady little strip club in Lemon Grove called «Little Darlings» was our closest bet, so we all ventured off in a cab, and a pocket full of ones.
So, we get there, settle into our satin chairs, order our virgin pina coladas, and prepare for the onslaught of boobies. As im sitting there, enjoying my non alcoholic beverage, I can see my friends whispering to each other. I kind of knew something was up, but was a bit shocked when the mullet-​ed DJ said, «I need Dave up on the stage. He’s turning 25 tonight». So, normally, your alpha male type would jump at this opportunity. Unfortunately, Im kind of reserved, and the last thing I wanted to do was jump up on the Little Darlings stage and entertain people. I just wanted to sit there with my virgin cocktail and see the local cretins shake their money-​makers.
Flash ahead 10 minutes: Im up on the little Darlings Stage, girls are ripping off my clothes and practically Molesting me. Sounds great, right? Sure, wonderful. Problem is, all I could think about was the fact that this was the ONE night I decided to wear my whitey-tighty’s. Now, I swear, the 6 days prior, I wore the coolest looking Boxers — but NO, on this night, where im being paraded on the Little Darlings stage, and molested by strippers — I had my BVD’s on. So, naturally, they finally got my pants off, and sure enough I was embarrassed. But, I sucked it up and played the role of the whipping boy. Screw it, I had fun.
Later that night, I got a private dance from a girl who started off by telling me «don’t be shocked, I just had a baby and still have my C-​section scar».
Interesting place, this is.