Bananenbar

We didn’t see any bananas???
Who knew the stripper rule was don’t poke my pussy. The creepy married guy next to us found out just before he got chucked out.
To be honest as seedy as it was, we had committed to a more outrageous evening. All we saw was a lot of weird tattoos and cellulite rattling round poles and over weight men.
Fine for a one off experience

I have been sitting on my 100^th review of 2013 for a while now. I needed something insanely crazy to culminate my review writing for the year of 2013 and then I thought of this. What better than an adult entertainment house where chicks use bananas and other weird shit to pleasure themselves.
Now I absolutely hate strip clubs. But this is no ordinary strip club. It’s a playground for big boys and girls. Notice I said boys and girls. Yes girls come here too. The entertainment value is unparalleled to anything else in Amsterdam and rivaled only by ping pong shows in Thailand. You can definitely tell it is a tourist trap but so what?
You pay 50 euro or something like that and also get an hour of open bar. Don’t settle for the regular strip-​club, which is cheaper. If you are coming here you want the full package experience. Get ready to pound drinks. You are timed and you only have an hour so it is a race against time. You want to win.
This place is called Bananenbar so if you don’t get the Banana show you are a damn fool. I mean house specialty, so you gotta do it. Bonus points if you catch the banana. Also make sure you are super careful when eating that thing, yes you have to eat it. More bonus points if you do it without cringing or crying. Infinite bonus points if you do not get an STD. They have other packages shows too. I think I remember paying for my buddy to lick off a whipped cream bikini off this chick.
Needless to say, this is definitely a different experience. Come freak out your friends and find out who of your friends is truly an insane fuck. Then take to the streets of Amsterdam after for some fucked up adventures. Puts your standard peep show to shame.

SO MUCH FUN! We had great lap dances, the best and I’m comparing that to ANYWHERE in the states. Why? You gotta go to know!

This is not a place I would typically go near… But, I was with a buddy, and we were drinking, and we had a bit of time to kill… So what the heck. Compared to other things you can do in Amsterdam, this place is very tame. We got in for a set price that included 1 hour in the bar with all you could drink. Semi-​nude girls do tricks with bananas, and sign Bananenbar postcards with various parts of their anatomy. This is a silly place. It is directly across the canal from the very cool Excalibur pub, I would suggest spending your money there instead.

This is harmless fun! Maybe a bit much for the more conservative type though: this is the kind of place where waitresses are half naked and bananas have interesting parts of the erotic shows ;)