Js Discount

Because I am friends with «that Russian over there» I am not allowed in «fuckingasshole’s» store. I used to have keys cut here, buy five Ts for $ 10, and pick up cheap Chinese shit that would fall apart after one or two times.
So, the owner is called «fuckingasshole» (this is all one word with a Cantonese accent) because he was talking shop with the next door neighbor. Fuckingasshole asks the beauty supply store operator (bsso), What sells good for you?“
Bsso responds and tells fuckingasshole.
A week passes and fuckingasshole has the same stuff for sale as bsso. Bsso and fuckingasshole get into a huge argument that spills out into the parking lot.
They’re screaming at one another and the only recognizable English is «fuckingasshole.» To this day if you ask bsso about the guy next door, he’ll give you an earful about «fuckingasshole.» The only name we know him by now.
They also rent out a counter to some dude that sells car stereo equipment. Every once in a blue moon (actually more often, but colloquialisms are hard to lay aside) there’s a subwoofer blow out in the parking lot.