Deja Vu Showgirls

First and last time I will ever be going to a strip club. I have never been more flaccid in my life. The entire time I was there I couldn’t help but think that I was looking at someone’s daughter who was trying to get tips to flash her pussy. The Dj looked like a cross between a homeless Ron Jeremy and Mario. If I could take a punch to the face from Mike Tyson to get my $ 53 back I would do it no questions asked. If you are considering going to this establishment, take my advice and do not go. You will be more disappointed than a dog at the humane society that gets to meet the family but doesn’t get adopted. Take your hard earned money elsewhere.
Just so you can fully understand how disappointed I was in my experience, the highlight of my night was going back to my dorm to watch «The Last Samurai» on a 2003 portable Sony DVD player…

Its alright, well I can’t complain too much cuz I got in for free. But I wouldn’t say its worth $ 20.. the private dances are rip offs. .. there are better strip clubs elsewhere. . the girls are decent

Don’t go to this strip club I have never experience such a horrible customer service in my life. There aren’t many dancers to choose from and they suck at dancing.

I’ve been coming here since I was 19 and this place still Rocks. The redesign on the inside looks great especially the patio. Now you can enjoy a hookah by the fire while you watch the girls on stage. Even the waitresses are super hot. The dancers are among the best pole dancers I’ve ever seen especially Kenedy. Everyone at this club makes me feel at home.

Not too keen on going to places like this, but I was in the Midway District and my buddy really wanted to go… what’s with the putrid orange and constipation blue paint? The designer’s mother must have been tripping acid in the 70s… I know it’s a strip club, but really?
Getting past the gag reflex, I have to admit the place is real nice on the inside. There is the obligatory red velvet, but what I like is the patio and a fireplace that actually works. It doesn’t seem like you’re outside.
The vibe in the place is relaxed and comfortable. More non intimidating lounge that high volume meat market strip club. The girls aren’t that aggressive just aggressive enough to make it fun, which is a definate
plus. If thats not your game, just hang out watch the game or play pool… or watch the girls.

This place suck not good looking girls security was very strict girls can’t even sit on your lap $ 20 to get in no free drink don’t waste your time rather drive 2hr go to Los Angeles know they got some good clubs

It would be nice if they had lamb without the Beef. The chicken doner was ok, it tasted like a burrito with little flavor. This place is good if you’re drunk and it’s 2am, but if you’re sober and it’s 7 pm, I would eat elsewhere.

By far the worst strip club I’ve ever went to. No one I mean NO ONE had a nice body. Wtf with over 20 bitches from servers to dancer NO ONE?!! Really?! Ewwwwww I’ve never seen so many flat booties and no tits broads n one place in my life. I’m offended. I love strip clubs and San Diego dude, y’all putting broads on the stage that look like 10 year old girls. We literally all had to turn our heads a couple of times becz the chicks looked like lil ass girls. No tits no butt size –0! My dude kept getting up and going to play pool.
I got a lap dance from a broad that had a spoon full of butt and that bitch stank, smelled like boos and gym socks. I just woke up and I’m angry!
Suggestions for change
1)Stop those corny ass shows w the servers they are all busted dusty ass broads
2) get some women with body
3) the music u guys are playn is whack ESP between the dancers
4) the dj is horrible
Pluses
The entry fee was $ 10 I feel like we donated to their building fund

It’s okay. A lot of the girls are flat chested, there are some cute girls but they all kind of seem like they’re on drugs. There were two girls that I really liked, one only because I watched her sit on the floor while talking with a couple guys and eating a giant hamburger. That plus the fact that she had a great body made her super hot. Then there was this red head girl with tattoos all over her body who dance the hottest strip tease I’ve ever seen to hard core rock, that included moon walking on the sealing. And she was fantastic and I was going to get a lap dance from her till my fiancé went to get her for me and noticed that her teeth were completely rotted out from drugs. HUGE turn off. That and the girl that kept trying to push herself on me ruined the night for me. At least they had hookah! That and the endless soda was pretty great, but it’s hard to screw up hookah and sprite :)

This place sucks! The last tine I went I swore I’d never go again. My wife waned to go for the hookah so we went. I was hoping the quality of woman would change, boy was I wrong! Overweight AND Underweight women. I felt bad NOT looking at them.
The only reason we stayed was because I had already paid for the hookah. What horror! Id rather go cheetahs. No hookah there but the quality of women cant be beat by Deja Vu! The girl that helped us with the hookah was hot but she wasn’t dancing. What a disappointment and a nightmare!

Not a bad place. A hookah lounge, nice stage, very hott girls, dance specials, and comfy seating.
The cons: The girls are very money grubbing, also they come around after every stage performance asking for tips which kinda makes it hard to relax. Another annoying thing about this place is the DJ tends to be almost demanding in his tone of voice. He will say stuff like «you guys need to throw more money if you wanna see more» and «wow, San Diego is letting me down», which also makes it hard to relax.
The major saving grace of this place (the reason i gave 4 stars instead of 3), is the major porn stars they have come down for special events. I myself have gotten to meet Alexis Texas and Teagan Presley.
Have some dough to spend if you are gonna hang here.

As far as strip clubs go, this one is pretty fun. It isn’t quite as sleaze-​ball as it looks from the outside. They don’t serve alcohol since it is full nudity… so drink plenty before you go. Who wants to sit at a strip club sober… awkward!

This place is getting worse and worse. What’s bad is, the girls are getting more aggressive trying to persuade lap dances. No quicker than you tell one no, you got two more scratching at you. What’s worse, if you do blow your hard earned cash on a laptop dance, it’s pretty cheesey… What they try to do is convince you the lap Dance and the resulting pleasure you get from it only if you commit to $ 200 more dollars for the vip room. They try convince you that you will be pleasure in the vip section…
The DJ has become the most irritating aspect of déjà vu this year. This guy just won’t shut the f… k up. It’s really annoying… My wife and I visit many clubs during the year and have never seen a dj this bad at a strip club.
They rush the girls through their dances and 60% won’t show you their cooters… What’s even worse is the girls are really drugged up, often falling before getting on stage or having one of the security guys picking up the money for them… Some are Sooo jacked up, they forget about the money completely. This clubs quality has gone down severely in the last year… Even a fri/​sat night is as dead as a wed night.
Soon as the girls are getting into their song, they are switching them to a second song so they remove their bottoms. More like a cue for them. My wife and I have even been noticing a large increase in new girls and large amounts of turn over. We sometimes go during a weekday and see them training. We have decided to try expose next as we are giving up on the so called world famous, déjà vu with a dj who won’t shut the hell up.

Overall ok. Waitress service wasn’t really that great. Girls didn’t come by often to check on customers. Saw them kicking back a few times. Didn’t really care but other spots are very good with waitress service. Main stage is equipped with money rain machine. Which I personally think is useless. Front row seats are pretty close but the center seats there is a dumb space there which I really don’t understand why. More fun when you can be closer to the dancer. Cool that they have a hookah spot. Didn’t get to try it. But it’s in the corner of the club so I think you really don’t get to see the girl on stage very well. Regular lap dance area is decent. Lighting is good. Doesn’t serve alcohol. Smoking area in back is nice and laid back. It has a pool table. Didn’t get to see how the VIP room is like. Played a lot of rock and techno. I think that’s why the girls really couldn’t find a rhythm.
**Girls
Even on a Wednesday there were a lot of pretty girls. I noticed all of them are shaven. Which is cool but it’s nice to see trim bushes every now and then. Oh well. Biggest draw back. None of them can dance or perform very well. Didn’t really work the stage at all. 2 that were really hot was January and Athena. Athena came by a few times to ask for a personal dance, which was cool. None of the girls came by to chill out. I guess I didn’t look friendly that night. Came on a celebrity night «Katsumi». She gave a decent performance. She had a lot of energy into it. She was nice but there is a language barrier.
It was an ok night. I didn’t want to end the night but I was tired of the performances being given. Actually drove to Pacers after Katsumi’s last performance. Place had better music and more energetic gals.

Deja Vu… deja sucks. I have never been so bored out of my mind at a flesh joint. the only reason we stayed was because there was a cover and we had to get our money’s worth.
This place is smaller than my living room. I wish I’d stayed home instead.

EIGHT double posted 5 star reviews?
I call bullsh*t
Sidenote:
I thought you can’t take pix in a stripclub?

So I’m not a fan of strip clubs… I respect the hustle and I’m always down for a naked lady… the clubs just aren’t my thing. That bein’ said this place is the tits (pun intended). Most of the girls are pretty attractive in that «I wish we met on different terms and you didn’t have that tattoo» kinda way. I like that they pretty much stay away from ya and don’t bug you about tipping. I mean, I should be able to tip when I wanna tip noy cause you asked and made me feel guilty… Like I said though, I respect the hustle.
Wear sweat pants and bring score cards…

I just wanted to add…
…they now have a little inflatable pool for those who would like an aquatic frolic with a floozy.
AND YOU GET FREE LUNCH TOO…
Yick.

Ok heres the real deal…
Who in their right mind can give a strip joint that has full nude and allows re-​entry so you can drink at the bar next door under 3 stars?
I would give more, but the quality of the females is not where it should be for san diego. The hostess chic had the best body by far. I think I saw a c-​section scar and a hairy mole while enjoying my free evening at the strip club after the chargers game. If you bring you ticket stub after home games you can get in for free.

Now I’ve been to my fair share of strip joints. And every time it goes something like this…
1) drink an obscene amount of alcohol
2) get talked into going
3) go to the den of sin
4) get flirted with by the neeked ladies
5) piss off all the dudes there ‘cuz the neeked ladies wanna dance for me
Not this time tho. Yeaaaaaaa!!!
This time I went with a very loud very cute group of eight girls. AKA ‘the bridal party’
Yes, you guessed it, it was a bachelorette party. The neeked ladies scooped up ‘our’ bachelorette sat her down on a chair on stage, and they ALL danced for her!!!
This is a priceless memory and soooo incredibly funny… I had vodka shooting out of my nose. Oh, I do need to mention that the alcohol consumption was just as obscene as the times I went with the ‘boys’.
So I’d like to thank the lovely ladies of Deja Vu for making night ONE of the bachelorette weekend memorable even through the alcohol haze!
One tid bit… they don’t serve booze here, but there is a bar right next door and the bouncers are really good about all the in-​n-​outs…
Ah ha haahahaaah IN-​N-​OUTS! I slay me!!!