Les Girls

9/18/2022

Please put dates on reviews.

This place is NOT a strip club. Its such a weird set up, the porn on the side TV is more interesting than most girls. The stage is set up like a theater and for a friday night, there was like 5 ppl in there. very creepy looking guys. The music was Marilyn Manson– soo not strip club music.

To be fair it was a Monday night but this still goes down as one of the worst strip clubs I’ve ever been to. Weird set-​up, ragged carpeting and uncomfortable seating.

I noticed this place the last time I went to the «Body Shop» strip club which is next door to this joint. After a not so great time at the Body Shop I decided maybe I would come to this place if I were ever passing by again and I’m somewhat pleased that I did. The place was overall okay. I did find it a bit surprising to see a different type of gentlemen’s club like this in this area.
I guess it’s supposed to be an old school type of an adult show with the audience watching in front of a live stage. It’s small but it shows some heart. The lap dances booths are in the back. There weren’t that many people when I went. I could see why the amount of space would bother some people as the chairs are also really next to each other. They have a DVD section as well where I guess you can go and enjoy a movie and relieve yourself but I was there to see the live talent. The girls were for the most okay to good material they all seemed nice and willing to deliver a good lap dance. There are no women walking around to offer lap dances like in a regular strip club but I guess that’s all a part of its own category of a gentlemen’s club.
It was okay. Maybe because I’m not used to this sort of gentlemen’s club but I did find it somewhat interesting. I’ll consider this a positive review.

I went here back in mid 90’s but it was different. I knew a few of the dancers back then when I wanted to sit and watch the performance. Good location and the prices decent in my opinion.

I had a great experience here tonight. The cover is only $ 10 which beats other places that wanna charge $ 20. Its full nude, they have in and out privileges, and the customer service is great. The girls greeted me and acknowledged me everywhere I went unlike my past experiences at other places. I cant stand how guys can comment on how imperfect these girls are when I can look at those guys and tell them about what they lack. I appreciate natural assets that’s being honest. These girls know how to interact with the crowd. Especially the girl Blaze. She has the best show by far. Her interaction with both the male and female audience is spectacular. She pulled me close to her while she was dancing. This place is better than over priced placed like goldfingers.

This place was awesome. The cover was $ 10 but girls get in free. The guest service was very nice, and the girls greeted me with great hospitality. The in and out privilege is a major plus. The girls were very entertaining and they interacted with the crowd very well. Especially the girl Blaze. She is an amazing dancer and knows how to keep the audience’s attention. I recommend this place because the guest service and experience is by far better than the stuck up places like (i.e Goldfingers, Pacers, De Ja Vu, etc)

OVERALL/​PRICE– Of the many times I’ve been here, I’ve never had a significant problem to stop me from coming back. $ 10 for the gentlemen to get in, and upon your first visit, you are given a VIP card that will get you in for only $ 5 as long as you have it. Ladies are free if they come with a gentleman, otherwise, they’re $ 5. Though I’ve experienced different prices, they’re pretty consistent now. Lap dances are $ 10, or 3 for $ 25 and they have something called ‘nudie cutie photos’, and to be honest, I don’t really know what that means. No alcohol since it’s 18+ and fully nude. There’s a soda machine in the lobby.
CLEANLINESS– Not the cleanest of places. Me and some friends came here and I noticed the very blatant ‘Don’t throw your tampons in the toilet girls!’ sign in each stall. They have trash cans on the tops of the toilets. The first time I came here, I noticed a drop of blood next to the trash can. It’s still there, and it’s been 3 years. Otherwise bathrooms are always stocked with toilet paper and paper towels.
SMOKING/​DRINKING– There is no smoking or drinking permitted inside the building. The stamp that you get when you first pay gets you in and out all night. You can go out to a patio area and smoke there. There is no alcohol because it is 18+ and the girls are fully nude. Although, I’ve seen the girls themselves drinking. The girls also smoke backstage and it leaves an unpleasant odor. I’ve ever been in the bathroom when a dancer came in and lit a cigarette because ‘it was too cold outside, and she don’t give a fuck”. Nice.
THE DANCERS– Some of the girls look like they just injected drugs backstage and then come out to stumble in 6 inch stiletto heels. I’ve seen several girls fall, both on stage and in the lobby. They do an awful lot of partying backstage. There are some girls who are more attractive. Strawberry, Cece, April, and Minnie are all gorgeous and dance well. Some of the other girls are very sweet, like Peyton and Dottie. I’ve actually had a new girl there ask to kiss me while she was onstage. No thanks, I don’t know where those lips have been. I wish they wouldn’t let anything with a cooter shake around in no clothes on stage. If they filtered out the girls and only kept the good ones, and not just anyone, or so many, this place would improve greatly.
STAGE/​APPEARANCE– The stage is unique, in the fact that it’s theater style. They’ve recently installed a pole, though it’s far too close to the wall to do anything on besides the very basic steps. There’s a bed at the top with pillows and a mirror. A U-​shaped bed type thing, which has potential, but I rarely see girls dance on it. The interior could use some DEFINITE work. I tripped over a tile sticking up. The have carpeted walls that are falling down. We could do without he Christmas lights. They do have some snow globe, strobe light, black lights, and laser light show effects that are appropriate. I get it’s supposed to be a burlesque type setting in there, but if they fixed up the interior, it wouldn’t look so depressing on the inside.
THE REASON I’M GIVING 3 STARS– Paige. Where do I start? A doorknob has more talent and turns me on more than she does. She’s this freakishly tall blond with wide masculine shoulders and tiny, OVERLY muscular legs. She thinks she is the best dancer. No. Just no. Rude bitch, I’ve fallen down stairs drunk with more grace and beauty. Her scary manly appearance isn’t my problem, though. My problem is that she actually goes around after her set in a sarong and BEGS for tips, and she will flip you off or tell you to fuck off if you don’t tip her. We were sitting front row and got there in the last 15 seconds of her set. We tipped a dollar, which she definitely didn’t deserve. And she picked it up with a disgusted look on her man man face and said, «Only a dollar? That’s it? Really?» I looked at her and told her that we just got there 30 seconds ago, and she said, «What the fuck ever». I would give 4 or 5 stars if not for him – err, her.
Seriously…please fire her.

It’s been about a good 5 years since I’ve been to a strip club but this place is a good place for cheap fun. Yeah there are some girls that shouldn’t be dancing, but there are plenty of cute girls there also. The reason why I like this place more than others is that you don’t have to tip all the time. Other clubs, when the girls finish dancing, they make their rounds asking for tips, even if you thought they were gross! And if you end up not having a good time, there is another strip club around the corner, and if you’re still not satisfied, you can go to the porn shop right next door and rub one out!!!

Man this is the worst strip club I have ever been. Overweight women with stretch marks dancing is not sexy at all and don’t even get me started with the lap dances…
Just avoid this place.

Man, this place is just grimy. I’ve been here two times and I’m pretty sure that’s two times too many. Any further plans to go to this place with friends have been mostly because we’re bored and have nothing better to do, and every time we all unanimously agree that seeing bad strippers dance badly is just a waste of $ 10 and whatever leftover one dollar bills we could give them.
The girls are really hit or miss– and more often than not it’s a miss. Some of them look really old, or really out of shape, or just really strangely proportioned? I mean, I’m all for the beauty of diversity when it comes to the female anatomy, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes less is really more. Probably the most attractive girl there had some of the… uh, weirdest breasts I have ever seen? I can’t even describe them, but the words «fried eggs» and «deflated» come to mind.
And oh, the booty claps! So much booty clapping goes on here it isn’t even funny. Or, well, that’s a lie. It becomes comical after a while. For most of these girls, that seems to be their main routine, right next to slapping their ass and then looking at me straight in the eyes and deep within my soul. No one girl really stands out, since they all just kind of fall into the categories of «sad and trying to make ends meet» or «malnourished and probably using drugs.» There are some that are more interesting to watch than others, but after about 5 girls it all just kind of blurs into the same sad routine of «get outside, drop on all fours, roll, go backstage, come out without a top on, booty clap, go backstage, come back naked, mimic masturbation, booty clap, look me straight in the eyes, go backstage, come out wearing a shawl and pick up the money.»
In between sets you can watch the same lesbian porno they’ve been playing for the past year featuring a latino woman with some very long fingernails and what I can only describe as «roast beef curtains.» The overall opinion I’ve gotten from most people that come here is it’s actually pretty disgusting as far as lesbian porno goes. What a shame.
Either way, I personally wont be coming back here, and neither will any of my male friends who all mostly share my sentiment. I mean, lets be honest here, when a strip club is suggested as something to do because «dude the girls are so bad and this place is so scummy bro you gotta check it out, i’m serious man lets go», you’re obviously not running the kind of strip club people would actually want to come to.

My gf had never been to a strip club before, so I took it upon myself to take her to one. Since she wasn’t interested in going to one and I sorta forced her into it, I decided to pick one that wasn’t too pricey. Les Girls fit the bill and jeez louise this place was lame.
10 doll hairs to get in, the mrs. was free. Walk in, and the place is pretty dead. There were about 5 or 6 other people in there just watching.
The first girl up looked ok. The 2^nd lady had more attitude. She was visibly annoyed at the lack of people inside who weren’t throwing up any money. Literally, there was like 4 dollars during her whole set which seemed the norm for the next two dancers.
The last dancer I felt really bad for. As soon as she came out, everyone seemed to get up and leave and there was now only 4 people watching her, and one dollar on stage. She wasn’t hot, had a gut, but still, she’s trying to hustle and make money, and there’s one dollar on the stage, so I went up and gave her 3 bucks. Afterwards she blew me a kiss. Awwww, I think I’m in love.
My gf was very far from impressed and I told her that was the lamest strip club I’ve ever been too, I’ve only been like 5 times. I wouldn’t recommend this place to anyone.
One funny thing I noticed is that after the girls do their nude dances where they show us everything, they go behind the curtains, and then they come back out covered in a sash to collect their tips. Really, you have to cover up now after you just flashed your vagina to all 7 of us. Now you’re shy.

No. Just don’t… Unless you go to strip clubs to be saddened by your surroundings and not get a beer.

Let’s see, you can cum here and get in w/​cover and a lap dance for $ 10. Another $ 5 will get you another lap dance. For $ 1 you can put $$$ into the girls panties. Next door is a jerk off arcade when you’re almost ready to call it a night. So basically you can get into a strip club, get 2 lap dances, put money in a dancers undies and see porn and rub one out for about $ 20. I can’t even walk into Stingaree for less than $ 25. Les is a good man, he made slumming affordable enough for everyone.
And does anyone wonder why there’s bums, junkies and low life’s stumbling around loma portal? Pass the crack please.

A friend just called me to meet him there tonight. Yea, maybe. I dont know Probably not. Its definitely an option. No.

i went to les girls for all of five minutes since it was free. my friend was celebrating his birthday and a going away party on the same night. they kicked the night off getting drunk at home and going to the chuck e. cheese in the next shopping center. i was at ultrazone lazer tagging with my co-​workers.
i had to drive back home to north county drop off my co-​workers (since they were minors) and headed back to the area and they were all done but we had to go back in and pick up a straggler. and i have to say… the girl that stamped my hand was really sweet. and then through the crushed velvet we went in the middle of a performance.
we scooted in and i could feel my jaw just hanging open. my friends little brother was hangin out, watching the show. i spotted a friend and her guy that i haven’t seen in months sitting front row center enjoying the show like it was a broadway production.
i was kinda thrown off. for my first experience, i was expecting a T-​shaped stage, bar stools and poles. but it was a performance stage. i left mid-​giggle as the girl on the stage, totally nude, hopped up on a round cushion chair as it started to spin.
on the drive back to our friends house they said they were waiting outside when i got there cause they were afraid our friend was gonna get in trouble for being a little loud plotting to jump on the stage and perform. making others enjoying the show as i termed as «killing their boners»
well, that was a first, indeed.

This place is… interesting. Definitely stuck in the seventies as far as aesthetics, but definitely comfortable. The theater is a bit grungy, and the rooms could stand to be bigger.
Really, it’s the girls who make this place. Of course there are some mediocre looking girls… but the hot ladies that make up for it are more than worth it. Like Natalia –italian girl with a hot body-​, Alicia –cute blonde surfewr chick– Alice — sexy goth goddess who dressed up like Alice in Wonderland (how hot is that?) — And Honey — super toned and perfect black woman–
The only thing I would change about this place is the interior. It’s kind of scary at first. Very dim and whatnot… But other than that, awesome girls!

Stopped in with my gal, 5 bucks for me and lady of course is free. Saw a couple girls, Still think they need to get a pool or some props or something up on the stage.
Place was kinda packed, the place is decent enough just kinda irritating with a verbose & immature group up front.
Girls were great.
see ya’ll again soon I am sure.

one of the best strip clubs that ive been to AT ITS PRICE… what I mean by «at its price» is that the club is like $ 5 to get into and lap dances are $ 5 for one song in the back (inside a small both), or $ 10 for 2 songs in a room (trust me when i say that they earn every dollar of it). your not gonna get top notch talent there, but they were definitely more than adequate and I thoroughly enjoyed my time there

The Les Girls that is there now I have no clue about, I don’t know any of the women unless Carley is still working the window. The women I know were there from 1976 up until 1984, but at that time the owner Big Jim Morgan who I consider a good friend also had a couple of other clubs, One called The Bedroom and probly the most popular of the clubs was on Broadway and State street, A club called Showplace. This was the club I remember most. The girls were all hot then and great to watch. And if you were a good friend with them they went to party with you afterwards. I made a lot of good friends there including the women of that time. From the pool turnaments to the drum sets to play along with the music, from the hammocks that hung from the ceiling to the shag carpet covered seats that surrounded the stage. Girls like Tanya, Tiffiny, Heather, Yvonne, Genell, Janette, Gypsy, Pam, Wanda, Donna, Carley, Linda, Fawn, Christy, and others that either graced the stage or the dj booth. To the guys who went by names that you would think they belonged to some street gang but never did yet we were known all over the city by those names. Cheech, Yonniey, Vicarone, Partner, Cowboy, Thumper, Roach, Mac, Grunt, Nate, Speed, and about 25 others that were all called the Showplace Regulars or simply Paradox Inc. When it came to parties, nobody could out do us. Guaranteed!!!
Now if by chance anyone out there is wanting to find out what and where everyone has gone, well why don’t we start up a reunion page or something. Contact me on my email at
and let me know if you remember things from then. I would love to find out what happened to you all. Oh and trust me and for people that think they can fool me. Answer these questions. What did Wanda and Pam call their tatoos? What color was Christy’s Hair? What Nationality was Tanya, or Yvonne? What tatoos did both Wanda and Pam have and where were they located? What did Carley do for the club and what was her sisters name?
Some of those questions are for the original Showplace Regulars, Some of those questions are for the Regulars that came later. So answer the ones you want and contact me. I know the answers and if your one of the guys and girls of thats time. Get a hold of me.

My first strip club. Now it creeps me out.
This place is awesome for a perv on a budget. The cover charge is something ridiculously cheap, like 5 bucks? Can’t quite remember. I’ve been here a few times. Last time some older woman (maybe the manager) took my money and gave me some kind of «VIP» card. Not sure what that was about. Then one of the strippers stamped my hand and I was on my way.
You walk into what can only be described as a dungeon of sin. Imagine a few rows of benches covered in what feels like carpet. If you’re not lucky enough to score one of those prime spots, park yourself in (you got it) a plastic chair much like you’ll find on your back porch.
Each dancer does two stage songs. Once clothed, the other in a fully nude attitude. Throw a few singles her way and enjoy one of her stripper friends pulling double-​duty as DJ. The quotes mentioned above are accurate. Generally, the crowd is one-​third illegal immigrant, one-​third creepy old man, and the other third a mix of young dudes. This is an 18 and over place, so no alcohol.
If you really want something unique, get a private dance. It’s like 10 bucks a pop, but totally worth it for sheer entertainment value. Hopefully you can get yourself a reasonably attractive stripper. She takes you into this room designed for Austin Powers if he were a 16 year old girl. And to kill it, she’s got a cassette mix tape she pops into a barely working boombox to grind you to. That’s solid.