Thurston County Democrats Burger Booth

Oh man… DEMO BURGERS! It pains me these are only available during certain parts of the year. This food booth is mouthwatering delicious. Even my kid who is normally a picky-​eater will wolf down three demo burgers if you let her! My hardcore Republican mother frequents them as much as she can. The burgers are that good!
I love you guys!

Omg, if you like carmalized onions (who doesn’t?) you are going to LOVE the demo burger. Sloppy tasty gooey deliciousness. They are so good, you’ll buy one even if you are Republican. They are only at local fairs, like Lakefair and Harbor Days.

Perhaps the only redeeming quality of Lakefair, the Demo Burger made for a great dinner during a recent visit. Upon arriving at the booth, I was greeted by numerous friendly volunteers who immediately helped me with my order. As a flexitarian, I was impressed that they sell garden burgers. However, upon a friend’s recommendation I had to get the Demo Burger, which I absolutely loved with its melted cheese and grilled onions. Plus, the burgers are sold at a reasonable price and support a party that stands for things in which I believe. I’ll definitely be back next year!

We are breaking up… you can keep the mixed tape.
I used to proclaim my love for your burger, now I complain about the laziness of your volunteers. Your booth was supposed to be open till 6pm on the last day of Olympia’s Harbor Days, instead I saw them locking up shop shortly after 3. I was excited about having my last mouthwatering, cheesy Demo-​burger/​greasy mess of the year; instead you were all scared off by normal Washington weather.
What gives Democrats!!! I suppose it is easier to volunteer, stand inside a trailer and feel good about yourself when it is sunny and pleasant out as opposed to standing by your convictions and beliefs in raising funds for the Thurston County Dems, even when the going gets tuff. It’s really a shame the volunteers who try their hand at burger flipping are fare weather friends. Guess State Workers really aren’t accustomed to real work
So Demo-​burger we are no longer a thing… matter of fact I don’t want to see you ever again… well not till next year anyhow.