McDonald’s

So I’m a fatty… But that’s okay. The service here is always quick, duh it’s McDonald’s. But more importantly they’re friendly and they get the order correct. I hate going to fast food places that give me the wrong order and send me on my way. The young man who gave me my delicious chocolate shake with Oreos last night said «have a very blessed day!» And he smiled so much that I forgot I was at McDonald’s. Needless to say, the shake was fantastic!

…WOW. This is literally the worst McDonald’s in existence. There are no plugs anywhere, so this is an obvious problem. But there is not even a plug in the bathroom! The floors are pretty dirty but it won’t kill you to walk on them, HOWEVER the place is very fucked up. It took MORE THEN 20 MINUTES to receive my order after paying. The wrap was cold like as though it had literally been refrigerated (for long enough to not be hot but not for long enough to taste like a cold salad would), and the burger patty *LITERALLY* tasted like cardboard. It tasted like they had left it out at room temperature until it started to taste bad, and then reheated it again after that, several times. The things were thrown extremely carelessly into the bag, the wrap was at the bottom, the (boxed) burger was on it’s side on top of it, and the napkin was rolled up in a cylinder on the side of this. The «onions on the side» were in a box, and these were thrown in upside-​down, after having forgotten them before I said something again.
…And most importantly, when I order the FOUR DOLLAR frozen drink on a whim, THEY DID NOT FILL THE CUP UP ALL THE WAY AND THEN REFUSED TO REFUND IT.
I say we should stage a lynch mob burning of this building…

I work close by and in a rush I have gone here a few times. It’s never clean, the trash cans are always running over. The drink machine is either out of ice or several flavors are out of service, the ketchup dispenser is not working and the floors are slick (don’t even want to guess when the last time they were mopped). I’ve never seen more than one register open and when it’s your turn there is no greeting just a blank look with raised eye brows. I’m pretty sure some of the employee’s are on work release from the local correctional facility, but can’t be sure. On my last visit I watched an employee (I assume to be one of the cooks, since he was wearing an apron) standing at the back door with it open smoking a cigarette allowing the smoke to reenter the kitchen area. The food is always less than good, even for McDonald’s. The other annoying thing is there is always someone asking for money in the parking lot or inside. I don’t recommend eating here unless you’re up to date on all your shots.

News flash. In the race to the bottom, we have a winner, the McDonald’s on Brick Church Pike. I went at 2 pm on a Friday afternoon, and the drive thru line was so long that I decided to go inside to get some food to go. The line was long and very slow. A woman who had gotten the wrong food in the drive thru was inside complaining and they either didn’t understand her (English anyone?) or didn’t care, and she eventually just threw the bag down with the wrong food in it and walked away. I finally got my food and went to fill my cup and found the sweet tea was empty. There was also some problem with the soda machine as some man was having a problem getting what he wanted. That whole area seemed unclean and sad. As I was leaving (with a drink I really don’t like) I noticed a hand written sign on the ketchup dispenser that read «Do Not Work». Here’s some advice, Do not go there.

Stale, old food… SO gross!!! Buns are bricks and apple dippers with expired dates.