The Tasty Brunch Catering Truck

I can’t believe I subject myself to this stuff every morning. God, I’m going to be such a fat ass.
There are many things I dislike about this truck.
1) There are NO health department standards being met here. NONE.
2) They have a mascot… we found an actual ROACH chillin on the ice.
3)There is never a set price for anything. Its like the damn stock market. Sometimes a taco is $ 2.00, sometimes its $ 2.50 other days its $ 2.75. It all depends on her mood.
4) The food is never fresh. NEVER. I have stopped eating the taquitos because even though she insists that they were made «this morning», you have to dip them in water just to revive the shriveled dry meat inside. They were made yesterday, you liar.
5) She makes random shit like chow mein and spaghetti with hotdogs. So gross.
6) She constantly has medicinal plants, tons of jewelry on and incense burning in the truck. She might also be like a mobile witch doctor.
All in all, I loathe this truck, but I dont have much of a choice unless I want to starve. And anyone who knows me knows that’s not an option.