General Pants Co.

Here are the 3 questions you always get asked whenever you walk into General Pants,
«Hey man, up to anything fun tonight?»
«Hey bro, hitting Future Music this weekend?»
«Sup dog, what’s an old man like you doing in GP, did you get lost on the way to R.M. Williams?»
That last one clearly didn’t happen but I bring the average age of this store up by about 20 years. I don’t know what half of the kids in here are talking about. I heard one boy tell another boy trying on pants that his jeans looked «crispy.» Maybe telling your mate his jeans look hot has sexual undertones that make high schoolers uncomfortable, I don’t know.
Anyway, I actually quite like the Chatty Westfield GP. Sure t-​shirts are like $ 80 but there’s always a sale on and you can jag a big bag of loot for not a lot as long as you’re happy wearing styles that are just about to go out of season, which I’m surprisingly okay with. And the kids they got on staff at this store are real friendly and helpful and don’t mock me although by god they have every right to do so, a man of my age trying on jeans with elastic cuffs and such.