K O C Custom Cabinets

O come on, they didn’t actually think we’d buy into that «custom cabinets» racket, did they?
This is clearly a fortress built for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
For those who lack understanding of what that means (or are heavily in denial even after decades of evidence), I submit the following:
1. KOC is situated at the end of Hazard Avenue. Hello, a hint from God if ever there was one!
2. This same building was once B&B Guns.
3. There are no windows, and only one tiny front door… so easy to barricade. Max Brooks, author of The Zombie Survival Guide, notes this as a superior attribute for any survivalist structure.
4. Easy roof access from inside=Sharpshooter paradise!
5. Tall, straight, brick walls means fireproof and unscalable. It would take a long time for zombie corpses to pile up around the foundation enough for one of those manky brutes to climb to the top — a decade perhaps.
I ask you, is there any building more defensible in all of Orange County? I know where I’m headed when Justin Bieber’s evil plot for world domination finally unfolds!
They do put up a good front for the meanwhile, innocently shuffling huge boxes of «cabinets» around the warehouse floor inside. But we know.
We know.