Panda Express

At this tollway oasis location, the sign displaying the menu says that you can get a panda bowl with a side for $ 5.99. I ask the server, «I see vegetable spring rolls on the sign — is that considered one of the sides that I can get with my panda bowl of Kung Pao chicken?» «Yes,» comes the answer. Then she places one scoop of the Kung Pao chicken in my bowl, «Is this okay? They won’t let us give more than one scoop.» «Well, I guess so.» When I get to the cashier, who says that vegetable spring rolls are NOT one of the sides for the panda bowl, therefore it will cost more, but not as much as I might expect, because she will ring it up as another combination. After paying, I had to turn around and ask for napkins and utensils, which the cashier had forgotten. Saddest portion of Asian food I’ve ever had, not a kernel of rice under my scoop of Kung Pao. At least I got some zucchini and red pepper.