The Escrow Group

Money flows from the breasts of trees made of paper. Well that is the poetic side of what an escrow company does. I had a good experience here, as much as one can signing their name enough that their hand cramps up.
The only thing that made me uneasy was that our «signer» keep leaning over the table to show us where to sign but effectively flashing us her cleavage in the process. She was very nice and pleasant though. It was just strange seeing her boobies and trying to sign important paperwork at the same time. I mean she did have nice cleavage but I was there with Ian and… well cleavage… «What did you say honey? Something about starting our lives together in the house of our dreams?»… CLEAVAGE (drool coming out of Ian’s mouth) Ha ha ha!
I guess the good thing is that a little cleavage came between us and we survived! ok ok bad joke… I know…