Rick’s

RIP (Rest in Pu$$y)
To the people in the know, this place was fondly nicknamed «Uncle Ricks»… This 3 stage wonder was the very first strip club I ever attended.
Very fast and loose (lol) with their rules, just how I like it. Fuck getting lipstick marks on your collar, you would leave here with snail trail on your pants!
If you are from Seattle, in your 20’s and popped in here on any given night, you most certainly ran in to a couple friends from middle school all grown up.
Ricks girls are definitely an institution in the Pacific NW, known to be the life of every party. If you didn’t go to Rick’s on your 18^th birthday, I probably don’t want to know you anyway.

I little while back a friend’s bachelor party was ending at Rick’s, me having grown up and living the bulk of my life as a crickety crazy Christian I was nervous and not sure if I was even going to go inside. (no pun intended)
This place was classier than I thought, we were all greeted at the door by a nice yet very large man with his hand out, I wasn’t sure if I was paying a cover or being robbed. When he stamped my hand I figured it out.
We quickly found a seat close to a stage with some sort of support in the middle of it, I thought it was weird that they had a bunch stages and mirrors built around all of the buildings support poles.
I was quickly make to feel at home by Cinnamon (I didn’t get her last name) who asked if I «wanted to play.» I am not very good at board games so I declined… I sure felt so overdressed.
Seriously? I don’t have anything to compare this to so it is hard (pun intended) to review this place. The girls were nice and didn’t seem to bummed when I declined the private dances, that wasn’t a leap I was willing to take, besides I didn’t bring my sweatpants like my friends told me to. (gross, and kidding). I though the girls were really cute… I did laugh (to myself) when an okay but not hot girl got up on stage… I was like «huh?» then she pulled out the Windex and paper towels and started cleaning the poles and mirrors… then I went «ahh…»
The condom in the urinal was a nice touch. Classy

How can you not be a fan of Rick’s? As part of my 30^th B-​Day, wifey took me to Rick’s after an amazing dinner at Canlis. What doesn’t round out a decadent dinner and wine in a nice suit, but strippers? While I’ve been to better strip clubs in Austin, Rick’s is a nice decent place with fairly good looking girls. It has definitely lost some of it’s swagger from days past, but I blame that on the feds… I’m not a strip club regular, but I always have a good time when a trip to Rick’s is in order…

This was tight, having never been to a strip club I decided to go. with a few friends for one of their 18^th birthdays. It was fun, but expensive, 10 $ to get in and you gotta buy a 5 $ drink to stay in. The girls are very hot and very fun to watch.
I have to laugh at the fact I was watching the dancers and a (straight) woman in our group tapped my shoulder and asked how they could wear shoes and dance like that. I proceeded to say «Strippers wear shoes??? I had not noticed this.»

I am just going to say that this place is not what it used to be, but I will definately return on another night for a better selection.

This place has fallen off. In 2006 or so, this was a place that was always cracking and full of hot women. Now, you’re lucky to find 2 hot girls and they are always being taken up by some old man who’s spending 100’s of dollars on lap dances and not letting others enjoy them.
Also, the sign clearly says $ 20 for a dance, but none of the girls charge that. $ 20 for 3 minutes is not enough? I can get a full body massage for an hour at only $ 90.

Went here with my brothers, a friend, and my cousin. Celebrating my cousin’s 18^th birthday last night…
It was very good…
Thank you.

Went to Rick’s saturday night for the first time in like two years, and what can I say I miss the place. Probably cus ever since I was 16, make that 15 I was a strip-​club-​a-​holic.
If you’re reading this review, you’re probably horned out and ready to see some titties. So let me just list what you need to know:
— Club is comfy inside, not too dirty, not too clean either.
— I did not see a dress code, but I’d still dress reasonable.
— Bathroom vending machine is stocked… including condom vending machine?
— Service is fast and friendly (if you tip well)
— Strippers come in a nice variety of white, black, asian, mix, skinny, normal, toned, chubby, and of course big, normal, and small BOOBIES! =) All in all I’ll say a good ⁶⁄₁₀ strippers here are worth considering getting a dance from, not nearly as hot as Vegas, but it puts much dirtier strip clubs to shame.
— Admission $ 10 plus 1-​$ 5 drink (juice, soda, and red bull only)
— Dances: One song… three minutes. $ 20 — Light nudity, light touching from her, hands to your side. $ 40 — Full nudity, lots of «interaction» from both sides. $ 30…somewhere in between.
Insider Info/​Advice:
— Parking– Park in the back of the lot, and drink a bunch of beers/​shots with your group before entering the club. Who wants to be in a strip club sober?
— Where to sit: There are two stages, stage 1 and stage 2, stage 2 is on the left where the dancer finishes her second song while doing her preview strip show, much more nudity in this strip show. Sit there.
— Getting the Private Dance: If you’re sitting with a group of guys and don’t look poor or skeezy, you’ll most likely get approached every 2 minutes by a new girl asking if you’d like a dance. But If there’s a hot stripper you just gotta get a dance from. Either 1) give her a $ 1 when she’s doing her strip shows on stage and ask her to come by your table for a dance or 2) Don’t be a wuss and just find her and ask her for a dance. Otherwise you may just be sitting waiting all night.
— The Private Dance — The «interaction» that goes on at the 15 or so private booths in the corner of the club is a huge YMMV (anywhere from keep your hands to your side to a purchase at the bathroom’s condom vending machine). It depends on things like the stripper discretion, if management got busted recently, how you present yourself, and of course the amount your spending. Anyway the stripper will most likely tell you the rules from the get go. My advice, work your way up from the $ 20 – 40 dances to see what you’re satisfied with.
Rick’s is definitely not the best strip club I’ve ever been too. Not the cheapest, or the most expensive. But regardless it’s the best strip club in the Seattle area, and I’ve never left Rick’s angry… just broke. And girls are definitely welcome at Rick’s, they get the better dances too… but just don’t expect your table to get approached too often.
Now before you head off for some boobies, let me leave you with a passage from Rev. Al Bundy:
Where they show you their butt
And their trap stays shut
At the nudie bar
Where you can touch a breast
But you can’t concave a chest
At the nudie bar
WOOAAH Bundy!
~G

Hated it!
I like to call Rick’s the Denny’s of strip clubs. I could have been led to this association by the framed pictures wrapped like Christmas presents hanging from the wall. I thought only chain family restaurants did that?! I assume Rick’s wants in on that family atmosphere as well. Rick’s wants to conjure up images of mom, dad, and Sunday breakfast. Denny’s with the folks is not spank bank material.
However, for the under twenty-​one motley crews that roll into the place, and the odd used car sales men, the décor is an easy transition. Denny’s will most likely be hit up before or after Rick’s. The live display of girlie bits doesn’t do much to disrupt that Denny’s feel. Uninspired roving stage performances are basic servings. One may leave feeling full but not satisfied.
The women who work there are a mix of «I am doing this because I have to» and «I hate you all». One lady actually spoke to my group. Her elevator speech was nothing short of a back alley hustle. Hey, get that money girl, but a little finesse wouldn’t hurt. Our server was a beastly gal who I thank for exercising reserve. She clearly wanted to bite our heads off. We were behaving so I don’t see the point in her ‘tude. We sat quietly with our costly juice glasses and talked quietly amongst ourselves.
A friend promises the strip clubs in Portland are better. Hopefully I will find a place I can give two snaps around the world and a zig zag back! Adult entertainment in Seattle is clearly an odd concept that few know what to do with or how to handle. Le sigh. Liberal my ass.

Seattle politicians be damned, strip clubs *do* still exist in the city. And, while I understand that they’re certainly not everyone’s proverbial cup of tea, I felt compelled to include a positive perspective on the subject. For the first few years I was here, I had only heard of Rick’s, but, when a newbie friend of mine expressed an interest in going, I was more than happy to go, as well. Yes, relatively few are really going to be excited by $ 5 Cokes, $ 10 cover charges, and a retrospective of 1980s metal songs, but, honestly, those aren’t the reasons anyone goes there. Sure, there are some women at Rick’s whose bloodstream is probably more diverse than the local Walgreen’s, but I’ve also seen that there are more than a few engaging and personable women who work hard and do their job damned well. For them and their much-​appreciated presence, I probably added an extra star to my rating. So sue me.
No, really, don’t sue me. I don’t want those legal bills!

Rick’s is a great place to erase the tensions of a tough day at the office. All the girls I’ve encountered there are very nice and smell great. Yeah, some are a little aggressive with their asking for table dances, but that’s how they make their $$ so I understand. Now that the 4-​foot rule has been abolished I plan on making another vist there very soon.
Rick’s is closed?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I like Rick’s because, well, most of my stripper friends worked there, and there’s not as many «Barbies» there. It’s more fun with a big group. Split a couple six packs in the parking lot before you go in.

The girls here are drugged out and rude. Rick’s is too expensive and they demand a drink (paid for by you) every hour in order for you to stay there. Definitely not my first choice.