McDonald’s

Yes!!!
It made me so happy to see the mc shithole close down. hopefully something totaly non-​related to mc-​crapers goes in.

Not only are they closed now, but now its all tagged up with graffiti. Looks like the Shit Hole Piece of Crap’s cousin, Ted.
Zipzap Zubidy Bop!

RIP, McDonald-​land play system, we knew thee well…

The day I found out that this place had closed I had pulled into the lot to get a quick snack before school as I was running late and didn’t have time to make myself breakfast. There was a white van parked backwards in the middle of the drive-​thru, and a note had been taped to the sliding door entrance. As I stood reading it, I heard laughing and shouting behind me. I turned around to see a bum, who often hangs around the area, being chased through the parking lot behind the rug store by a man wearing a dress shirt and tie. The bum was laughing, he was many paces in front of the other man and bragging that he wouldn’t be able to catch him. The bum rounded the corner onto Greenwood before his pursuer had made it half way across the lot, where he gave up. «I have a cellphone!» was his only retort. I hope I don’t ever get jacked by that goddamn bum.

This «restaurant» is urban blight. I hate to walk past it, but am forced to take my life into my own hands and walk through their drive-​thru sometimes.
Are you too busy to provide nutritious food for you children? Hey, take your hummer down to this drive-​thru and get them some semi-​food. From the mono-​cultured slaughter house, frozen into a Peterbuilt semi truck, and shuttled to their gullets. Like the might eagle regurgitating into the mouths of their chicks, you’re offspring will thank you into their twenties for the solid cuisine you have rendered them.
No purchase necissary to play, as the bovicide leaves traces in the air outside.
With all the money you save on food, you can finally get on top of that credit debt. Woo hoo.