Two Morrow’s Pub

This place has been around since the dinosaurs of Patchogues prehistoric past and their burgers are as big as teradactils.
Okay, all exaggerations aside, Tommorrows is rooted on main street just outside of the main drag, they’ve been around longer than I have but I went there since before I could remember.
Beer wise they are still stuck in those ancient times serving no craft whatsoever.
The menu is limited to burgers and a sandwich or two with some sides of onion ring and those wide steak fries.
The dry well and all that isn’t much either but there’s something about this place…
Maybe the creepy dark charm you’ve been searching for?
It’s a local joint for sure but there always seems to be a friendly face at the bar.
If the bar isn’t what you’re after there are indeed a few tables and even a fire place, both of which I haven’t seen actually being used in a few years.
I have confidence this pub will survive the same as it has, if not on that pure Irish stubbornness alone, maybe on my hopes.
Stop in and get some pastrami soon, or a super cheesy burger… Whatever your poison, just give it a try if you’re in the mood for something new… Errrr old… A change of pace…

First off, it’s a frozen burger and if they decide not to cook it correctly you will regret it. Secondly, the bartender is constantly outside or in some sort of screaming match with the cook. Thirdly, the woman’s bathroom is downright awful — does it ever get cleaned?

It is a rustic European pub atmosphere. I’ve been coming here for years. This is the only place I go for a cheddar burger and fries. There french onion soup is just as good. It is a family own restaurant that is very welcoming. The servings are plenty and always cook to your liking. It is a definitely worth the drive into Patchogue.

I’ve been to this place twice and twice had a great experience. The dark atmosphere works for the place as its a great local stop for anyone looking to meet people. The owner is nice too. He answered all my questions regarding the bar. They have a great burger at a good price. I don’t feel robbed because they give you a lot of beef and cheese on it. I recommend it if you heading out to pre-​game.

Fun pub environment staff is great! Get the mozzarella sticks, wings and soup and you won’t be disappointed!

I love this place. Its a hole in the wall but they do not act like it. Very nostalgic feeling. The menu is written on the walls. A great fire place. Sports are always on. A great place for rainy days, Really cold days and anytime between Labor day and Memorial day. Its a sandwich/​burger place with good soup, Amazing fried apps and killer onion rings. One star missing bc although I don’t mind the cleanliness, others felt they should look a little cleaner.

This place reminds me of the pubs you find in Ireland. Its a tasteful touch of a different country. The Food is excellent. The Employees are friendlier then ever. So many people I talk to say they have never been here because the way it looks on the outside. It’s true, the Pub does mostly look closed on the outside, but when you pull open the door and step through, you’d swear you Narnia’d your way to Ireland. If you haven’t gone there yet based on the outside look of that «old wooden cottage» look you must try it.

Came here to grab something quick to eat. I was on my way to smith point archery to get some practice in, but I was starving. So I walked to here and I got really confused with the entrance haha. There’s the door then you walk in and it’s like a small box. I couldn’t figure out which side was the real door… anyway, some man let us in. the bartender was very friendly, don’t remember his name. I ordered a small chicken tenders with fries and he put the order in right away. There weren’t many people there when we got there but by the time we left, there were a lot. It seemed like a bunch of frequent customers. I can see why they go back, it seems like a really chill bar! Definitely will be back :)

Food was really good. Went late at night so the place was quiet. Service was excellent as well. They were very thorough, friendly and quick. Would recommend this place as a late night bar for a great burger!

Spellman says «this place is awesome». Stop by for a quick beer or dinner with the guys from work never disappoints… The bartenders are awesome and great family atmosphere… We order here for lunch from work … Never know when you need a pastrami sandwich!

Nice homey atmosphere the help there is great, and the food is amazing! One of the best seafood bisques I’ve ever had, and their burgers are incredible! Only thing I would like to see is maybe an IPA on tap, but hey its ok they still have good beer! A++

Not the same as it used to be they never l lite the fireplace one of our reasons for going there and the food is subpar shame

Yesterday was my first time here and I loved it! It looks like an old school Irish bar, kind of dark, but the bar is beautiful and it’s very cozy. I had a table next to the fireplace, which in the winter was a prime spot.
Tips for first timers! Parking is in the back. There is a parking lot to the left but most of the time it’s closed out. If it looks like it’s closed, it’s open. The windows are dark and block out the light from inside. Also, they don’t have menus, it’s all on a black board in the dining area.
I ordered the french onion soup which was delicious and the cheese was plentiful. Apparently, the burger is the thing to order from here so that’s exactly what I got. Ordered a bacon cheddar burger which was huge! The only thing that was dissapointing to me was that the cheddar tasted like cheese-​wiz. Next time, I’ll go with American cheese.
Looking forward to my next visit!

I now live in NC and it was s little chilly here today and all I wanted was your onion soup.

Piggy platter! A man sized platter of fries and a giant burger with lots of trimmings! Never dissapointing. I haven’t tried anything else on the menu cuz there’s no reason to! Best local burger I’ve personally eaten.

Pros: amazing burgers on bakery rolls, tasty as hell steak fries, sweet ass fireplace
Cons: just far enough from downtown to require driving there and the parking situation is DANGEROUS. They have one dirt lot filled with obscured 2 – 3 feet deep (not hyperbole) potholes.

I was a foodie looking to satisfy a craving and took a chance by walking into this pub. Very pleasantly suprised. Bartender was attentive and resourceful, beer was a perfect temperature, and the burger was delicious. Definitely one of the better places in Patchogue. Will be returning soon.

Warm environment of a local watering hole, it’s like the Cheers of Patchogue. Great staff, cold Blue Point on draft and tasty food at more than reasonable prices. What more can you ask for? Also, if you happen to be driving, their soda is delicious and i’m a soda snob.

A great, down to earth pub with incredible sandwiches served as over sized portions. Two Morrow’s is not the place for the faint of heart of lack of appetite. No matter the time of the year the first thing you’ll notice is the dimly lit and dark decorated interior. There will be no doubt that you have stepped in to a classic pub.
For as long as I can remember Two Morrow’s has been a part of my life and has not changed in any way shape or form. A dark bar with dark tables, dark floors and a huge roaring fire place with huge platters of food. Two Morrow’s offers high quality food with prompt service that lacks at most restaurants you visit these days. After entering the restaurant the bartender promptly leaves the bar and approaches your table, taking the entire order simply by memory.
You’ll find nothing less than top quality cold cuts, beef or pork served the same way your great grand father would have expected 60 years ago. You’ll never leave hungry or disappointed, in fact you’ll probably leave with a to go box.

Really cute homey place. All wood with a nice original pub feel, with a charming fireplace in the back.
Not a lot on tap, and not very crowded on this Saturday night, though wings were good.