Arby’s

They just remodeled this location, it has a hip and modern design now. I like the iced tea here very fresh and doesn’t taste like it was brewed in the coffee pot. They are very swift and helpful in the drive true lane.

(N.B.: this review’s wording is inspired by the review below me, which I stumbled across.)
Yeah, I’m writing a review about Arby’s.
I grew up in a place where we believed Arby’s was delicious.
After moving to an area without Arby’s, I make my friends fill their 1 liter TSA bag with Arby’s sauce packets, including from this location. This is as real as it gets.
My youthful exuberance is only bolstered upon entering any Arby’s, and this particular Arby’s is no exception. Sadly I don’t have a grinchy old man soul so instead, I will make the following comparison: this place, as Macklemore might say, is effing awesome.
The food quality is on par with fast food, the roast beef and curly fries were hot to order, and to date, I have not encountered such friendly service at any other fast food chain (seriously).
I would take my mom here for lunch. I would take my co-​workers here for lunch. I would totally use any Arby’s as a first date litmus test. This may be colored somewhat by childhood sentimentality… but one star? U mad bro?

Yeah, I’m writing a review about Arby’s.
I grew up in a place where we believed Arby’s to be fine dining (I welcome your pity).
After moving to an area for several years where we had no Arby’s, I was giddy as a schoolgirl when we arrived in Maple Grove and I saw that big, stupid Arby’s sign.
My youthful exuberance was crushed when I entered this location and sized up what had become of my childhood Xanadu. This place is an f’ing dump.
The food quality is low (the roast beef and curly fries are disgusting). The bathrooms are unfit for human use.
The drive-​through is slow and they can never understand your order.
The Sbarro’s side of the business went bankrupt (for obvious reasons).
I wouldn’t take a petting zoo here for lunch.