Club Cobra

Lookin to turn up in the valley?! Looking to gay turn-​up in the valley?! Look no further! This place is a popin’ gay club not located in weho? whaaat. Anyways, I went to this place last night and it was great! Pay no attention to those lame-​o 1 star comments because this is the place to dance the night away till 3am! I love that it’s at a convenient location where I don’t have to drive miles away to go to a club. Went here on Friday night around 10:30, there was no cover with a little coupon we found on facebook before 11pm, but if you buy a platinum card for 10 $ you get to go in for the rest of the year with no cover and with happy hour drink prices till 11:45pm! Great deal ya’ll. The bartender we chatted with throughout the night was AWESOME and super friendly and the owner is great too! The place doesn’t start getting packed till around 11:30ish so if you like a packed dance floor come in around that time. The music they played was great too, top40/​techno/​hiphop/​latin beats played all night long! Mixed crowd of 20somethings to 30somethings. So come on by if you are lookin for a festive gay-​night-​out or just want to come to find a place to dance in Burbank/​NoHo! Best nights are Friday and Saturday!
Thanks for the fun time Club Cobra! We will def be back soon!

I came here, with a couple of friends, on the last Wednesday of the month (the night before Thanksgiving 2015]for «Wayback Wednesday». The flier my one homie and I had, promoting the night, advertised 2 for 1 well drinks. The bartender refused to honor the advertised promotion! :-(

Not what it used to be! GoGo Dancers, don’t even dance anymore — they stand on stage and count their cash — SMH. No more Cobra for me.

The hubby and I came tonight for the 1at time and it was a lot of fun, the club starts to wind up after 11, the drinks are strong and everyone seems nice, the GoGO boys are great there were a couple that were hot as hell, and the music was pretty good, the DJ seemed very aware of what makes people get up and move. That helps make the night a true party

Packed! Fun atmosphere. Only issue was there was only 2 or 3 women. Had a great time regardless. Nice people and fun entertainment.

My best friend dragged me here for the first time ! It’s a pretty cool place of you are into Latin music. It’s in a sketchy area but honestly it’s super safe and the crowd is very nice. I lost my phone there like 5 different times and it was always returned. The bar tenders are nice. And come on who doesn’t love friendly people ?!

MUY PICANTE. Easy. Dirty. Cheap. Exactly how you want your night/​man to be.

Best place I’ve ever been to. I met the hottest guy there. You guys really helped me with my sex life. The guys are really «friendly» here. Can’t wait to go back and meet new lovers.

Ok!!! Ok! Cobra Bar! In Burbank didn’t even know it exist! Cool little place has 2 Bars! A patio for smokers! A decent dance floor! The music is off the hook for all the Latinos! That like to shake it hard! bads!!! restrooms! boo! they have 2 restrooms for men and only 1 stall for women! Doesn’t make sense! But overall still would come back! Beautiful woman!

It was my first time here, I came to celebrate a friends birthday. I enjoyed the music very much it was the kind of music you can dance to all night and we did.

I haven’t been here in a long time. Came on a Saturday night, do yourself a favor and save $ 10 (the cover charge should be half that or free before 11). The music is not really loud and the playlist seemed old.

My BF and I love this place — ok its not the fanciest but it is hands-​down the most fun — love the eye candy and the music and did I mention the eye candy?
It’s easy to get jaded going to nightclubs in LA but not here — I love the sexy bartenders and the dancers but mostly love this club because it really feels like a party — Last month the BF surprised me with a birthday party even after I told him I wasn’t going to get a single year older this year and to not even dare –Well, I did and he did and for what I remember had an amazing time.
Last year we had his Bday at a certain weho location that could care less and was expensive — here it was a totally different experience — we had our own personal go-​go server (call me!) and the manager was constantly asking if we were ok or asking if we needed anything. The show was fun and although I do remember being called on stage with hot men holding a birthday cake — well, lets just leave it at that.

This ex favorited gay club went from a 5 star to a 2 star in just 2 years. What happened to Cobra’s? I always recommended this place to straight and gay people alike but the last 2 times i went i know its going down. The bartenders are nice as always. But some of the dancers lack gym meberships and the cleanliness of tge restroom was bad. Plus the horrid music which they play EVERY SINGLE TIME is just ear rape. I understand latin music and love it but the music needs to change at least a bit. Me and my friend wrote on a napkin if we could hear Beyonce’s Blow or Drunk in Love and the only Beyonce we heard was a 20 second Single Ladies. DJ really needs to update his iTunes. The 3 min Drag show was a joke. Guess after being a RuPauls drag race fan my expectations are high. And im only given it 2 stars because the DJ played my favorite «now its time to get off my ass and dance in these heels» anthem Where Have You Been by Rihanna in its entirety. AND the quesadilla lady outside, no one can beat her in her specialty. Those quesadillas are heaven.
Other than that, im pretty done with this place.

Went here on Friday night and had a blast. Everyone is so friendly which makes you feel so comfy. 8 bucks cover. Ehh not too bad. Drinks are good. Well at least my bartender made them good for me and he was super sweet and cute. I like the whole atmosphere here. I personally am not gay but my my friends are and we loved it here. Restroom are not dirty like some comments say. I actually went twice and always clean. Of course I’m sure like any bar or club if you go towards the end of the night they’re going to be messy. They play a lot of Spanish music which I love but would have loved to booty pop to more English too. Other than that… I’ll be BACK!!!

…Hands down best club ever!. If your looking to have a wonderful time cobra is thee spot to be there’s friendly bartenders that make really awesome drinks good music to dance the night away. Celebrate any life time events. Most definitely recommended this place before and will continue to do so! Once you go you will not want to leave: D. wether your gay, lesbian, or straight your have the time of your life…

I’ve a lot to say about this place. The problem is I don’t know where to start, however, I’ll start by saying you would have to drag me by my toenails to get me to go back. It’s literally a hole in the wall and that’s being nice. Following are some of the reasons why I wouldn’t recommend this place to my worst enemy:
Drinks are a little pricey for the «club». You may also find it hard to purchase a drink, as the patrons of this place hog the bar as if it belongs to them. Once you get your drink you’ll find it to be tasty hence the reason I gave the place a 2 star rating.
Dancers: While good they dance in pants on the stage and often times behind the bar when in briefs where they can’t be touched? Who does that? Why have them if they can’t be touched? I’m still trying to figure that one out.
Music: It’s a good mix of music as long as you get there early. They also have videos that go along with what’s being played. That’s a nice touch because otherwise I was mildly entertained.
Show: I’ve enjoyed a couple, but if you don’t know Spanish you’ll be in the dark. Yes, it’s a Latin bar, but a lot of English speaking people patronize the bar too. This is worth mentioning, but has no bearing on the 2 star rating.
Parking: Street only! Also, be careful where you park. Avoid ANY alleys or you’ll be sorry. Break ins are frequent. The area in general is pretty seedy so be cautious.
In closing, I’m expressing my opinion about this place, but urge you to pay your $ 10 to find out for yourself. If you are local to the SFV area and love Latinos, it’s worth a try. The place gets packed on Saturdays. As for me, I’m done unless you drag me.

As soon as you walk in the person greeting you has a smile on their face, definitely dig that. Love the bartenders here, every single one of them is hella personable and leaves me with a good buzz. Definitely appreciate the dance music mixes the DJs spin, alway gets me going. Have to say I appreciate all the mad sexy & HOT Latin men you find here. Definitely proud of a club that caters to Latino’s and their admirers. The trans community has a space here and that deserves props. The owners are f*cking awesome always passing out shots to leave people happy. Did I mention the gogo boys?! Man what else do you need, oh and never a hassle to find parking so that in Los Angeles deserves praise.
After you leave make sure to grab some bomb quesadillas outside!

I’ve been here a couple of times. The latest was this past Sat night, Feb. 2, 2013. I will NEVAH go back. And for the following reasons.
Well let me back up a bit. The outside Taco Truck is GOOD! Thats a plus in my book. They make these really good chicken and beef type Quesadillas. Very good, plus the ladies whom make this good food are very, very nice. They are super friendly and have manners. Its amazing to watch them run their line.
In fact I driven there late night just for the Quesadillas.
Front door cost is $ 10. The guy collecting the $$ (Julio … I had to ask him his name because I left the bar to use the restroom) is very nice. But if i’m gonna pay a cover to get into a bar then I would think it’d be worth it. Not so here.
All Club personal are very friendly and aware of whats going on in the club. I did feel and see that vibe from the time I walked in. And they are very in tune with everything that goes on in the bar. In that sense the bar feels very safe. I could tell they take care of business if something were to happen.
I’ve been there on Sat nights. They have long over extended drag shows in Spanish. It reminds back when Esta Noche (SF Gay Latino Bar) turned to drag shows as there primary entertainment. I love my drag queen sistahs but my dear please polish and respect your craft. Don’t just throw a dress on, slap some make up on and go onstage. Respect and practice what you’ll be performing.
The music is bumping and sounds great. althought I didn’t know most of it as I don’t listen to Latino Music. Its the aura of the customers. The majority of the customers tries to be so hard and wanna be cholos. Most of which have pencil thin eye brows … reminds me of my tias from Pacoima, back in the ‘60s when they were pachucas. Truly not a friendly place. And this is coming from a guy that grew up in the barrios of Pacoima.
I thought the Go-​Go dancers were there for us gay guys. It didn’t seem that way to me. it seems as if they could care less to dance for the gay men and its so apparent that most gay men are ignored. Afterall I thought I walked into a gay bar? But let a female walk near them and most dancers go amuck and fight for their attention. I know there are lots of straight guys that dance in gay bars.
And the restrooms? They are so dirty. They really are. I had to go elsewhere to use the restroom. Didn’t even have paper towels to dry my hands. I feel sorry for girls that have to use ‘em because there filthy.
Well, this has been my experience of Club Cobra. Do what you want with my review but remember i’m only telling the truth.

OMG what an experience. My first time to a gay latin bar… would I go back. ehhh probably not. the dancers were pretty hot and sweaty and I got a few dances and they kept wanting to take pics with me but ughh they were sooo sweaty.blehhh.The dancefloor was just filled with people and hard to dance, the crowd was okay and the location was so so. Overall I had a good time but it could have been better if they weren’t so many people and sweaty bodies all over. :)

I’ve been here twice and had completely different experiences on the same night of the week (Saturday). Was there a change in ownership or something?
First time I went, there were 2-​for-​1 Patron shots till 10:30 (or maybe 11). Trust me, I made my money’s worth on those suckers — plus, bartenders were not stingy with the shots and they were chilled perfectly. I didn’t have to pay a cover, the jams were playing all night (and the mixes of all the hits, not just the regular radio edits), and I got me some digits (ha! do people still say that?)
Last time I went couldn’t have been more opposite. They charged me $ 10 to get in, there were NO 2-​for-​1 ANYTHING, and the music was so random (they turned Chente’s «volver volver» into a dance mix — yes, I kinda liked it, but was kinda thrown off)
I do like the vibe of this place, as it’s not as pretentious as those other «high society» clubs, but I’m not feeling the recent changes. I’m sure I’ll be back someday, but I’m not in any rush.