Hamm’s Beer

I love Hamm’s. It tastes great and it does its job of getting me buzzed. They sell it at many fine establishments such as Johnny V’s, Voodoo Lounge and Cinebar. It also packs the fridges of my San Jose Drunk homies. I’m convinced that San Jose Drunks may be responsible for keeping Hamm’s alive. On two occasions there was more than a dozen cases of Hamm’s on hand. One was a friend’s bachelor party and the other was my 34 birthday. It also brings back good memories. My uncle Enrique «Hank» Jaime used to drink He was one of a kind.
Indeed the Official beer of the San Jose Drunks. Maybe you’ve seen a few of the Hamm’s tattoos on the brethren

Screw Butt wiser, Miller and the rest.
Hamms is actually a great beer. It is pretty inexpensive and does not have the sour taste that a lot of the run of the mill domestics have. I can drink 10,20 or 40, if BJ makes you play Give or Take, and not feel like I am being bogged down by it. I’ve never had a bad time with Hamms.
Yes, it is the Official beer of the San Jose Drunks.

America’s classic premium beer.
Born in the land of sky blue waters.
brewed in true family tredition from purest water,
and choicest barley malt, grain and hops.
Since 1865.
Morning, noon, and night.
On the job and off, at the skatepark, at the Sharks game, on the bus, train, bicycle, shower, b.b.q., softball, library, during sex, and food and rain, on the porch, in the bed, warm, cold, frozen, stale, but not while driving. While Unilocaling, a must. Pure mothers milk for S.J. Drunks.
Someday Grasshoppers, you will learn the way of the wise and come home to flavor and cheap goodness.

Thank you Hamm’s for my 100^th review.
and for thousands of beers.
I can’t quit you baby.