Las Palmas Club

Last Time I was here it was called LAX
We just walked right in! It was awesome! We had like the most amazing time ever! We were so wasted after a smörgåsbord blitz of shots the bartender kept sending to us in the VIP!
I mean when I tell you we were zooted, I mean I was soo gone that somehow I forgot that you couldn’t smoke a joint in public, in a dance club! Hehe! This being California, home of the Kush, and all that other bomb ass ganja all the East peeps front like they have but its just hocus pocus… Well anyways, nobody really cared! And after my girl Desiree put 1 of the bouncers in check after he tried to grab my arm, it was all good! We just hit it til I couldn’t stop coughing as I was choking on my lung! I hadn’t smoked up, since ohh, the 1999 NYE Prince concert in Vegas! Wow how time flies! So you know I was flying unleaded!
And «Like OMG!» The VIP was popping! Like Everybody was there! Paris Hilton! Kim Kar-​damn-​she-​hoin! Collin Farell was there with the guy from Entourage. Dr. Dre and Eve, and that hot ass lil gorgeous chick Megan Fox was there killing the dance floor with all her super transformer moves! There was enough bodyguards in the place for every clubber to have their own! And of course there was a whole bunch of other wanna-​be sucker punk actors who you recognize but that are too lame to actually remember or learn their feeble names!