Trolley Park

Unless you’re a dog owner or homeless and sleepy, this «park» doesn’t have much to offer. Just naps and craps.

I just can’t believe they call this a park!!! It’s like someone’s small lawn, if you even want to call it that. There’s one bench and a triangle patch of grass. I’m all about being green and believe we the people, need abundant open green space. The more green the merrier. But for crying out loud… to call this a park, is like calling social security a funded investment.

Quick & Dirty: It’s a little baby park! Awww how cute… for me to POOP on!
Long & Small:
There are NO TROLLEYS and it isn’t even a park!
I’m very upset.
I specifically went to Trolley Park to see a park full of trolley’s and was seriously let down. All I saw were cars, not trolley’s.
This is a piece of grass you take your dog to so they can do their business and by business I don’t mean sign legal documents I mean it’s a place for them to go poop.
NO TROLLEYS! Not even little ones.
that sucks.

«Park»? Really more of an extended median. I believe it’s named Trolley Park due to its location: the reason there’s an empty triangle of space between three streets is because of trolley tracks that no longer exist.
As Amy P. pointed out, the fact that the city actually bothered to name this spot, erect a sign, and add a bench is pretty ridiculous. I mean, I’m all for random grassy spots, but calling this a park is realllly stretching it. I can’t see spending any time there at all, unless, like, I was walking through the neighborhood and needed to stop to re-​tie my shoe or something. Maybe if you live in the nearby apartments and have an old dog who needs a super tiny walk?