GNC

Being fed amphetamines as a child did a complete number on me. When I say child, let me clarify– I was in 4^th grade when all of the fun times began. Thanks to this, I have always been a tweaker. I could go on and on about the awful things I have put in my body, let me fast forward.
I need caffeine. And not just like NOS, Full Throttle, and stuff like that. I need that internet shit that you can’t find everyday. There was a gas station in Alpharetta (where I used to live) that sold nectar of the gods (AKA tweak juice), and then I guess when they realized their biggest customer moved, they stopped selling.
Coming to MEM, I couldn’t find any of these drinks anywhere. So I looked online. And low and behold, they said GNC sold them. I say them– you wonder, what am I talking about? Have you heard of Extreme Shock, where in 10 minutes after consumption, your face itches and you explode with energy? Or even worse, SPIKE, an 8 OZ can loaded with not only 300MG of caffeine, but also with 25 000% of your daily B12? This shit isn’t for rookies, and now I see why it was so hard to find.
We stumbled upon this GNC and raided it like a bunch of meth addicts. When we saw the shelves filled with this stuff, we grabbed as much as we could. We told the guy our dilemma (which probably did not help our case AT ALL), and he even sold us a case! This is no joke people!
So, I guess at the end of the day, this place is our new crack den. I had no idea GNC sold caffeine fueled rage drinks like that, which was awesome to know. And all of the other things that people put in their bodies for god knows what.
I JUST NEED THE FUEL TO KEEP ON GOING!!! And GNC, I thank you for fitting that bill…