The Bone Zone

Closed.

Routine maintenance can get a little boring if you’re doing it yourself. I’ll be attached to my current vehicle for the long haul and taking it to the Bone Zone keeps it running strong. I’ve alway been satisfied with their service and will continue to step into the Bone Zone.

Who doesn’t like getting VIP access to the bone zone?

Where did you go?

I live here, guys. The least you could do is take your shoes (and socks) off.

Weird business hours — only open 3 weeks out of the month.

Just the mere THOUGHT of the Bone Zone makes me salivate. From my vagina. It’s like Pavlov’s fucking bell.
Only sexier.
The price of the Bone Zone can range from, free as fuck to two thousand dollars an hour, depending on who you’re visiting the Bone Zone with.
I’ve heard mixed reviews on the Bone Zone— from people leaving completely satisfied to completely disappointed/​sore/​bleeding from the anus.
But in my experience? I give the Bone Zone a solid five stars for consistently giving me a pleasurable experience. I mean, every place has it’s off days, right?
Yeah.
BONE ZONE.

Conveniently located next to the Jerbar.
Please call for a reservation, as it is generally packed every night of the week.

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.