Logan’s Lounge

Is this place still open? What a dive — excuse me, SHITHOLE. Went here once with a good friend who is six feet tall in HER bare feet: a bleached blonde bombshell with sleeves of tatts and a heart of gold — not to mentions fists of fury. We went here to meet a mutual friend and probably had one drink before deciding to make a quick exit. We went out to the car where we found some slob sitting on our friend’s car smoking a cigarette and looking like shit run over twice, and my friend goes, «do you know whose car this is?» and the woman responded, ’ I don’t give a fuck, etc.” Needless to say, there was a heated exchange of words, and when the junkbag realized that my friend was ready to use her hatchet-​face as a punching bag, she jumped off the car and started apologizing profusely, showing off her «summer» teeth (some are here, some are there) and my friend says, something to the effect, «yeah, I know who you are: you bounced a check at my salon!» In closing, I will paraphrase President Reagen when referring to the Logan’s Lounge, «tear down this bar!»