Governor Rick Perry

An embarrassment to the great State of Texas. I cringe any time I see (or hear) him. Just thinking that he represents the State to the Nation makes me want to smack my forehead with the heel of my palm.
When’s he going to be finally out of the office?

Damn it, not again.
Do all of our governors have to be assholes, Texas?
We really need a better screening process for our governmental figures.
Boooooo.

do not recommend!

The Good:
: his hair is fluffy
The Bad:
: he’s a total asshole
The Ugly:
: he’s our governor
Would I vote for him? I’d rather vote for that smushy, runny puddle of raccoon diarrhea that was found on my back deck this morning.

there are very few things that i hate as much as rick perry…
There is:
GW /​Cheney /​Rove
sand in my bathing suit
this guy i used to work for…
cockroaches when they fly
And what’s with that stupid hair anyway?
good riddance f*cktard, we won’t miss you.
*As if i even need to say this… This is actually a zero star review*

Staff are ok, this review is not about them. Its about an office led by a man so willing to disregard the rights and lives of their people that they would waste our limited resources to call a second session to pass an unconstitutional law. Good luck, Mr. Goodhair. I’m sure Satan will be with you during your presidential run.

idiot

Woint you jest let us git on down tha road.

He makes Bush look like a flippin’ Rhodes Scholar.

He makes me miss W. Not easy to do. How did we go from Ann Richards to this guy?
BTW, this is the best comment I’ve seen on Unilocal so far «The best governor in the state” – priceless. A true Perryism. ;)

LOL @ the OP. Is political flogging allowed on Unilocal?
THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED READING FOR EVERY TEXAS CITIZEN.
Perry is a vacuous vessel of political corruption, resulting in massive shift of governmental power and public tax money away from the best interests of citizens of the state and into the hands and pockets of a handful of private big money interests. He enables major irreparable environmental damage. He executes hundreds without thought or remorse. He’ll do a favor for anyone for a big enough donation, no matter the consequences for the state and its land and people. He’s the embodiment of a manufactured political tool, hypocritical, superficial and duplicitous, with slick hair and a cheesy grin.
Texas is a state where the majority believe they’re born to Team Republican, just as they’re born to Team Jesus, Team Texas and Team America (unless a Democrat is President). They don’t look any further into the policies enacted by the people they vote into power, how these policies affect their lives, or the reality of any of the issues at hand. You just say to them «We don’t like big government meddling in our lives!» and they go «YEAH!», and then we all go «We’re the Greatest!», and that’s the end of the discussion. You could put a cowboy hat on a plate of shit and Texans would vote for it if it were on the Republican ticket.

W & Rick.
Dumb & Dumber.

I still cannot get past the succubus on his head, but he did take time out from running for president to sign the truncated form of the Baker’s Bill into law this weekend. Thanks to everyone who took the time out to call the governor’s office, it made a difference.
Step one is finished.
A quick note about the staff who answered the phone. They were unfailingly polite, and had no vestige of the «Don’t bother me!» syndrome so often prevalent in political organizations.

Worst (and dumbest) governor in the country!

Easily the best governor in the state if not the whole country. Granted, I’ve never set foot in several states including South Dakota (still waiting to hear one good reason to do that), but I’d say our state’s positives (strong economy, improving education, delicious Tex-​Mex) pretty much make Texas the best, so he’s the best by association.