Brick Lane British Curry House

I can’t think of a more disappointing curry in my life. If you have some elderly relative who doesn’t like spicy food this could be the restaurant for you!
The onion bhajis were okay but the serving was pretty small by most Indian restaurant standards. For the main I ordered the Chicken Madras (allegedly HOT) and my wife went with the Chicken Tikka Mossalam (allegedly medium HOT).
Definitely the worst Madras I’ve ever experienced and I eat a lot of Madras. Not only was it not hot it wasn’t even medium and the flavour was more like something you would get out of a jar of «Sweet & Sour Chicken Tonight» with some added sugar. Seriously, this was like and onion chutney with some chicken floating in it.
The Chicken Tikka Mossalam was similarly disappointing. Think cream of tomato soup with a cupful of sugar. I would hate to think what a mild dish would be like at Brick Lane.
Probably the worst offense of all was the Saffron Pulao rice. I was horrified by the presence of raisins. No self-​respecting curry house in the UK would serve this and call it a curry, it’s more like something you would find in a retirement village under the heading «Mild Chicken Curry & Rice».
I had to stop by the IGA on the way home and buy a packet of Chilli Kettle Chips to get my flavour fix! Dhaba and Punjab (both in Innaloo) offer an infinitely better meal and Dhaba is incredible value.
TL;DR: Only for people who don’t like spicy food!

Brick Lane British Curry House just sounds fabulous doesn’t it… As soon as I saw it I pestered my bride to go and have a looksee.
The restaurant is nicely set out and the décor is pleasant with a little bit of groovy thrown in for good measure.
The waitress was very nice and took our order of beef vindaloo and chicken madras with garlic naan and washed down with sparkling water.
It was spectacular! The serves were piping hot and plenty of it. The vindaloo was spicy and saucy and had a vicious after burn. Perfect. The madras was excellent and the overtones of coriander were wonderful! (I’m starting to sound like one of those annoying foodie people… But seriously it was really really good!)
Highly recommend this slice of British India.
AA++. WILL DINE AGAIN FOR SURE!

Never had a banana flavoured lamb korma before… And I’ll never have another one again.
Leedy was buzzing but there was only 3 tables taken at this curry house. My wife, being very British, was really looking forward to this but we were quickly disappointed.
Italian music in a curry house, yeah that was weird. Right away as we were greeted we felt pretty awkward. The hosts need some personality because there just wasn’t any at all.
Over expensive for what it really is, top dollar for a low quality meal. The banana quality korma was really overpowering and I just couldn’t eat it.
The food just wasn’t curry. It just wasn’t Indian. The business has tried to come in with a product that is supposed to be better than Indian, it’s certainly gone the wrong way.
Sorry guys, just not impressed.

Been here twice now and everything we’ve tried has been great. My husband and I have eaten *a lot* of Indian food (he’s English and curry is their national dish) and we were both pleasantly surprised at finding such a good Indian restaurant in Perth. So much so that we came back with a big group of friends and everyone loved it. The pakora and the Punjabi veg curry (very spice!) were amazing.