Falafelkungen

I may increase my 3 stars to 4 after having tried their falafel, but judging from their mediocre kabob plate and poor service, 3 stars is forgiving.

The service is kind and fast. You can always find a spot and the kebab is good — especially when considering the price. Down side is the large amount it drunk and loud people during evenings. Also the music tend to be a bit too loud.

The quality is of typical fare but what I enjoyed was the portion for the amount you pay.

I like this place! I’ve only been here for nightly snacks after being out in the city, as they are open very late.
However, my judgement is probably clouded, given that when being there I am usually not in my normal state… The kebab is standard.

Living right down the street from this, I passed it in the hopes that this would become my new street food establishment. You knowthe place that’s perfect when you’re too lazy to cook and too hungover to care how fat you’re getting.
In general, street food/​fast food should abide by the following rules:
— tastes awesomely disgusting
— contains a million calories per bite
— kills you if you eat it twice in one day
— doubles as a weapon of mass destruction
— will keep you bound to your toilet for 3 days
— forces you to beg for God’s forgiveness for all the bad things you’ve ever done to your sibling when your parent wasn’t looking.
I had the Falafelmeny (no I didn’t spell it wrong). I found it to be pretty blandflavorless in fact. The sandwich didn’t have enough grease, salt, flavor. The fries also didn’t have enough salt or flavor. I hope they’re not trying to be healthy, because a street food place like this should never try to be anything other than attempting to murder its patrons with fatty, cholesterolly, heart attacky food.
I’ll probably go back to try some other items on the menu, but it did underwhelm the first time around.