Caffe Uno

Another perfect example of why people who name restaurants and cafes should just stick to what they know. In a glorious bid to come across all mysterious and continental like a breakfast in a Turkish hotel some brainoramaus rex has come up with ‘Uno’ or ‘One’- the very first number aka the first thing thats comes into your head.
*Note to ones self– When naming a restaurant, if ever pressed for time so severly that even counting to two seems a stretch, let someone else do it.
Besides, whichever way you look at it One Coffee, Coffee One, Café One, One Café just doesn’t make any sense– its either an imposed drinks order limitation (foolish in this game), a caffeinated being, a wrong address (very foolish in this game), or a hugely incorrect guess on how many cafes there are in the world.

Top Boss A: «What shall we call it then?»
Top Boss B: «Er anything, lets just make money»
Top Boss A «Whats that other one called Nero?»
Top Boss B «Yeah something like that will do»
Top Boss A «Uno sounds similar and its foreign… Caffe Uno»
Top Boss B «Wonder what it means»
Top Boss A «Don’t know, sounds alright though»
Caffe Uno the original addition to Manchester City centre!