Bedlam

I’m told that it is actually a good thing that Bedlam was modelled on the first psychiatric health institute in the UK… I just can’t, for the very life of me, figure out why!
It’s payday Friday, you’ve just done an excited little ‘new outfit’ dance in front of the mirror– you are OUT tonight!
But where to spend your hard earned but oh-​so slippery cash?
«I’ve got it!» you think,
«It’s just so obvious! I’m obviously going to go to that lovely place where the walls are padded and covered in excriment, the urine smelling clientelle are srtapped up and slobbering into their breakfast cereal and the staff squeek as they walk by in rubber shoes, stopping only to terrify you in an evil tinged soothing tone.
Where’s Big Chief when you need him?

We went here one night after being given some free shots vouchers, once inside we were really disappointed, the décor was very cheap and shoddily done, the clientele seemed pretty much of the same mind as us. The staff seemed rude and totally uninterested and the dj made a complete hash of the music.