The Valmont Club

You never go wrong with Valmont… the music is good, the atmosphere is great, the crowd is cool but not pretentious… I have always had great nights here, that’s why I was so happy when I got my membership!
The venue itself is minimal and not huge, but tables are well distributed on the sides of the room. Apparently there are different kind of areas and tables, I personally like one table in particular because that has been the one in my best nights here.
The bar is also good and getting in /​booking a table is not a nightmare as in other places (sometimes worse places) in West London, even if done quite late.
Only downside: at the peak of the night it can get quite crowded.

Mainstream commercial music in an exclusive and fairly opulent basement club which seems tiny but also seems to draw quite a large crowd (maybe it’s not that tiny but seems it). I went on a unexpected journey of hedonism here, being dragged into this club not knowing where I was, to come out being told, this is the Valmont Club.
Be organised, get on the guest list, book a table (or get your friend to do it) and then go wild. Middle class and up market but somehow unpretentious.
Enjoy
x

Had a really good time at this place, went Saturday night, good music and atmosphere, only thing is its very small but good night out.

Not being a regular clubber in London and having seen the best of NYC I felt the place was a bit cramped and small granted we got there after 12. However, fantastic music — felt like my iPod on replay and nice interiors with the flashing light panels on the walls. Bartenders were decent and quick and the cosy booths on the side were interesting though they were empty. Had a good time overall and nice club except it was a bit more crowded than you’d normally expect at a chic club like this.

Great venue. The sound is great, the service is impecable and the drink is not very pricey!
Great place though a bit crowded.

Amazing venue with great staff. The service is impecable and the music is AWESOME.
This place id definetely in my TOP 5:)
I totally recommend it to everyone!

The Valmont Club, use to be called the K Bar!
I went there years ago before it was Valmont and it use to be ok, but over the years it got a waste of time.
I have been to Valmont a numerous times now and id thought ill write a review for the first time.
I can tell you it’s an amazing venue staff are generally amazing and the music is great, all types just what you need on a night out…
Drinks are not too bad compare to some other places you go locally and there cocktails are really delicious.
Its definitely one of the places on top of my head if am going out or going out with my bf PS they have private booths, it’s definitely worth taking one of those if you want to impress your date.
JL

I recently held my husbands 30Th birthday at the Valmont Club and cannot rate it enough. The venue, atmosphere and staff were all perfect and it made for such a memorable evening.
The décor is truly decadent and the music really kicks off later in the night. Our guests had a ball and all stayed right up till closing at 3am.
I would definitely have another party here, and would not hesitate to recommend it to anyone planning a bash.

Saturday night out with the girls! nuff said!
not enough? aight, so here it goes.
you’re advised to get your name on the guest list, so you’re almost guaranteed hassle-​free entry.
I have no problems going there before 10, after all, I do enjoy seeing the interior they’ve all been talkin’ bout ;-)
The cocktails are yummy, I had the debauchery, and it was GOOD.
PROBLEM — and most likely won’t happen to you, BUT beware the girl at the bar was brand new, so any drinks we’d order she’d just pass that to the actual, and only bartender who was truly tending to about 15 of us. anyway 20 mins later we got our drinks, we got our music we’re happy.
CALL to book a table. this way you or whoever you’re with has a spot to leave the purse/​jacket, or sit to soothe tired tootsies… or truly make out. there was a LOT of it.
in other words, great night out, cocktails are about £10 a piece or so, the music was great! the crowd was friendly and very international.
it played lambada, and kings of leon, R&B, and dance, so a mélange of top hits!
GO!

Way too expensive for an overcrowded little club. Having only one bar does not help the situation, neither does the 20 people queue outside the toilet. Music is ok, but it’s really not enough to make your night. Plus, the crowd is second rate at best. I would just stick with the local bars

Sweeeeeetttt … That is one word I can use to describe this place. Suprisingly for Chelsea, people were reasonably friendly !!!
Interior is lovely which makes the experience worth it. Come and check it. out. enjoy the party out here or make a party of your own. Either way u will have a blast.
The DJ was awesome !!! I loved the mashups … I wish there was a bit of scratching. At the end of the night there was intriguing mixes of spanish classical guitar … It was weird change of pace. but I loved it …

The Valmont Club’s interior is what really got me at first. This is an exquisite club in Chelsea, a really chic gothic interior without being to drab and dark gives this place the class it’s reputed for.
This place is best for private /​corporate events — I came here for a private event that a friend was holding.
The cocktails, the staff the music on the evening were all superb although my friend tells me it cost an arm and a leg to hire (as you can imagine).
A great night out, really classy and worth the trip to Chelsea for sure.

A standard Chelsea nightclub, there are many like it. Quality alcohol at reasonably expensive prices, and to non-​offensive house music. Bouncers and club take themselves seriously trying to create an exclusive vibe, but there are some attractive clientele so you don’t care so much. Nothing at all to write home about I’m afraid, nothing really stands out. There are too many places in London that are the same, in my humble opinion.

I’ve been here a couple of times now for friend’s birthdays and have had a great time. The club is in a basement and has 3 main area — a cream coloured room with drapes and mostly seating areas. Then a large dark room with bar area and dancefloor with DJ both around the corner. There are also private booths for hire in a roped off area behind the dancefloor. There was a good mixture of pop and dance music. From a girls perspective there were lots of hot men to admire too! Drinks are rather overpriced but I’ve always had fun there so I would definitely go again.

A swanky stylish place. Put on a glam dress and party with royalty (literally, Prince William is known to go there)
It is expensive on the door, expect to pay at least £10 and the bar is pricey too, but what you get in return in a gorgeous venue for a gorgeous night.
The DJ is right next to the dance floor and pumps out the best choons. Was the first club I heard play Gimmie More so the DJ is therefore a legend.
A great place for a birthday, especially as if you book a guestlist the Birthday Girl gets in free.