Asian Buffet

Ok, this resto has got to be the brainchild of some Euro guy whose taken one too many «escapades» to Thailand. Didn’t see a single Asian worker/​cook anywhere. Came here because it looked «interesting».
Not sure what’s worse.
1. The mish mosh of Asian décor; Thai temple pictures, Japanese trinkets, The «techno-​karate» font with Euro hard trance blaring.
Or
2. The weird tasting food.
–Nuclear yellow fried rice that tasted like how it sounded
–Pasty samosas — tasted from the freezer section of Tesco/Sainsbury’s.
–Chow mein — from a box too,
–Onion rings — wtf?
–deep fried inedible somethings.
You definitely get what you pay for which is not much.
All sorts of suck.