Cheese Please

So I have to come clean and admit I am actually not a big fan of cheese, my tastes go as far as a nice white Cheddar or something equally plain, if feeling adventurous, I might push the boat out for a bit of Halloumi.
None the less, I came here recently to purchase a platter for a friend of mine who is far more partial to some of the blue stuff.
I was shocked and impressed by the range available here; cheeses from all over the county, country and world were available. If like me, you have no idea what you’re looking for, the knowledgeable staff are more than willing to assist you.

Cheese Please is a shop that sells chocolate.
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O.K. I couldn’t go on lying to you like that, partly because it was quite a bad lie, and I think you would have most likely foiled my dastardly plan.
So as you stupid ones at the back of the class are still trying to work out just what this shop does sell, I will address YOU at the front of the class, and explain exactly what Cheese Please does sell, and in what manner it does this.
Well it sells loads of amazing cheeses, lovingly displayed in this delightful shop. There are always over 10 cheddars and 10 different blue cheeses as well as a veritable selection of soft and hard cheeses. with all this cheese, they make unsurprisingly very nice baguettes, which I had, with cheese in! and which was very well priced, so I was very happy.
They also sell non cheese products, but I don’t want to dwell on them, other than the quince jelly, which is amazing with cheese.
Cheese cheese cheese. Please
Oh yeah… I should probably mention that it is also a contender for Sussex Foodshop of the year. So there.