Enough already with the filthy jokes! Curated and hosted by the brilliant Miss Behave, The Crack is an awesome cabaret show that includes live music, comedy, stand-up, burlesque, sword-swallowing and for some bizarre reason, numerous hula hoops. A big hit at E4’s recent Comedy Festival at the Southbank, it includes a multitude of talented and kooky performers including Yulia, Kalki Hula Girl, Dr. Stewart, Paul Morocco, Phil Kay, Jon Hicks, Nina Conti and Monk and the aptly titled, Hot Nuts and Popcorn. :Stop sniggerin’ at the back: The preview night is 5 August and the shows runs 6 — 29 August. Tickets cost £13 /£12 and admission doesn’t include lubricant, sorry, drinks!