My day went a little something like this. Private Lines, thats like some sort of vintage Telephone Shop right? I’ll just pop in then… … over 18’s only… that’s going to exclude a whole lot of people. Surely the youth of today have a keen interest in retro telecommunications? …it’s a bit dark in here… I don’t see alot of phones. Why is that man in a trenchcoat in the corner? …Wait a minute… …thats not a Phone… …What kind of DVD is this… …what is that women doing to that guy… …that surely won’t fit in there… …oh… … …It says toys on the shelf, but none of these look appropriate for children… …I’m not sure if that one’s appropriate for a human being… …I should go home and take a bath… … in bleach.