Discovery Fish & Pizza Bar

November 6, 2012 Review:
OK…so I might have had a drink… or I might have had A LOT to drink the night I had the deep fried pizza here. I was in the area and decided to get some lunch. I ordered the standard fish and chips. It was fine but not nearly as good as it should be. What really put me off, though, was the fact that their little teeny tiny tartar sauce packets were 25 pence EACH!!! I can’t eat fish and chips with out tartar sauce… so I tried to limit myself to 2 teeny weeny packets. Nah, not enough for that big piece of fish. Certainly not enough for the chips that were quite bland. Luckily the ketchup was free… but there’s nothing better than fish and chips with a bunch of tartar sauce. One might say that’s the only reason to eat them.
The lady behind the counter had no idea what tartar sauce was either. The other customer saw some in a little dish off to the side and pointed to them. She also was a little put off with me asking for a napkin having to hand me a roll of paper towels from behind the counter.
September 22, 2012 Review:
3 words… that’s all you really need to know: DEEP FRIED PIZZA
But, since there’s WAY more to the menu than just DEEP FRIED PIZZA I will say a few more words. They have a HUGE menu to choose from… all fried. Unilocal should have a restaurant category called «Deep Fried». The only thing they don’t deep fry is their standard pizza, if you’d like it not fried. You can get a whole deep fried pizza for £4.50 so why would you not?
Love the guys behind the counter, too. Great sense of humor.

Well what can i say about the Discovery fish and pizza bar it is by far one of the best chip shops in the city centre the staff are always friendly and helpful they are famous for there fritters and i have to say that they are some of the best i have ever had so when u are sick of all the kebabs and curry of non descript flavours then why not try the discovery.
P.S as for the other reviews which i have taken great enjoyment in readiing i have never been short changed in this shop and found the staff to be very pleasant and a joy to see.

its good, i love there fritters rolls, at only 60p its a bargin! lol a couple of weeks back, my driends from america were visiting, and they wanted some real fish and chips, and i took them there, there protions were huge, and we were all left with full tummys! hehe but i must say to anyone, try there fritter rolls, there great if you out shopping and dont fancy the usual mcdonalds.

Very dissapointing. I got a pizza that seemed to take in excess of 30 minutes to make, the fat beached whale behind the counter looks as if she would tare apart the first piece of food out of the deep fat frier

After my marvelous outing to the wonderous whimsy of arctic delightery that was Discovery The Boat, the pilaried attempts of Discovery the foodery is a sorry effort. My wife (Nettie) and my cat Colleen ventured from our humble burgh of Mucklechin with some air of delight at the prospect of another outing like the one we had the previous. The establishment don’t even have Hinds and Hindsey’s, just a white hot food incubator (which Colleen burnt her little toes on) and a po-​faced, bedraggled steet fighting servent.
Our previous meal of biscuits, hotdogs and scampi was a real orgy of flavorous Thrim-​Thrim-​Thrim but alas, the fare here was of poor quality i myself opted for a deep fried block of Stilton, (supper) Nettie had a Half-​Mock Chop (the other half wasn’t joking) and Colleen had of course a deep-​fried Mars Bar. My mind then changed, i quite liked the place even if it was no boat and museum of arctic wondery.
U.N.T.I.L!
Disaster struck! Colleen fell into the batter mixture whilst pawing Nettie’s nose tassles then the absent minded food servent flash fried our poor pet. We had to take the poor mite home all encased in a crispy coating.
We shall never return!
May the wicked hand of justice purge thine soul of Lord Foul’s Bane!
Thanking!
Alan T. Teasmaid