Centrebreak Beach Stay Cafe

If I could dish out 0.25 of a star this place would be getting it.
We saw a billboard for crayfish rolls on our drive into Geraldton on Friday and had been dreaming of them all weekend. Today we arrived, we purchased with great excitement and each wished we had two extra hands so that we could give the food four thumbs down.
$ 22 — that’s right, 22 freaking dollars — for a crayfish roll. And was it actually crayfish? Hard to tell. Untoasted and semi-​stale Turkish bread, crayfish that you could taste had been in the fridge for a few days, lack of sauce (oh the horror!) and not one taste bud even registered that it was eating what was supposed to be WA seafood.
My wallet just slapped me in the face for being so stupid.
Never returning.