Computers

Perhaps it’s something to do with the Terminator movies or science fiction in general, but I really don’t trust computers all that much: the way they are here to essentially serve us yet make those ‘ta-​da’ noises when you turn them on or good-​bye jingles when you shut them down. The way people say they’ve asked it to do too much and it’s crashed, yet if I crash at work that’s not acceptable.
Nonetheless the little blighters are so interwoven in our lives we have little choice but to use them. And when they have their little breakdowns and tantrums you bring them to places like this. Aptly named Computers, they do what it says on the tin: sales, repairs, upgrades, and laptop repair and data recovery.
Don’t ask me how they do it. They just do. From what I’m told their pretty good at it too.