Bristol’s Best Kebabs

Really not good!
I ordered a Pizza from here a month or so ago and it was so bad. I forget which topping I had selected (probably meat feat or something similar knowing me) either way it didn’t seem to matter. There literally was about 5 bits of topping on the pizza base. It was so sparse of topping it was almost comical. I say almost because I kept reminding myself I had paid good money for the damn thing.
Never before have I seem such a blatant display of poor value for money. They may as well have left a note saying «We got your money, we know you won’t come back, but there’s plenty of other suckers out there!»
Well I’m leaving my own note on here which says: DON’T BUY FROM HERE.

Bristol’s Best Kebabs? It has to be a big fat NO to this i’m afraid to say. I thin kI have two pretty good feet to stand on as well when I say this because in my time I have had more than more of my fair share of Kebab’s and many of these have been consumed on the golden streets of Bristol, and nearly all of those others that i’ve had during my time in this glorious city have unquestionably been alot better than the absolute mess I had from this place. I mean ok, I may have been a little drunk at the time and my memory maybe quite hazy, but when you throw away a kebab after two bites, there has to be something wrong with the food — it just wasn’t any good. Do try for yourself but don’t say I didn’t warn you!

I’ll be honest, I don’t eat kebabs, so please bare in mind that my review of this place isn’t based upon their house speciality. I’ve had a veggie burger from here before, though (the kind that’s filled with vegetables as opposed to the fake meat variety), which was okay, but it wasn’t the best I’ve come across. Having said that, I’m pretty sure that Bristol’s Best Kebabs isn’t exactly setting out to win any culinary prizes, so it’s not entirely shocking. I wouldn’t say it’s the worst option for a midnight snack on Church Road, but I do prefer Kebab King, just a few yards further up.

I do get fed up of shop signs declaring themselves ‘Bristol’s best’ which is exactley what this one does… I think it needs an arguabley infront of signs like this. However, would this go down will with the buying public? Would you go to a Kebab house that was ‘arguabley Bristol’s best’? … I probabley would just for the quirkey-​ness of it!
I can saftley say this is not Bristol’s best kebab… in my opinion anyhow, nothing special, if anything far from. Made me feel a bit ill when I looked at it.
But for a drunken visit I think you wouldn’t really notice.