Phothie Medical Center

HORRIBLE — caps intentional. Negative 5 stars.
Went here, based on the 4 previous stars, for acupuncture and left worse than I went in. A horrible butcher’s den is what this joint is. I’ve had many sessions of acupuncture before and this place is absolutely horrendous.
I asked for acupuncture and what they offer is massage with free acupuncture. I ignored the «free» red flag and figured the combination might be nice. As I lied in my undies, face down, someone swiped what I presume is alcohol on my neck and lower back. «Good,» I thought, «cleanliness.»
Next thing I know a woman is sticking what felt like sewing needles in my neck and yelling every time, «AAAAHHHH! DOET PIJN! AAAAAAHHHH» Well, guess what: it did hurt like hell so I said «It hurts!» at which point she screamed louder to drown out my voice: «AAAAAHHHH!!! OMA [turns out that’s her name] DOET MISHANDELING!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!»
The needles hurt even more when I talked, telling her to stop because it was hurting. She screamed louder and louder. I felt a liquid substance run down my neck but couldn’t move my arms to check whether it was blood. Eventually I just lied there because it was the least painful thing to do, and prayed to God that nothing horrible would come of this.
The torture went on but you get the gist of it. Never a-[expletive]-gain. Several parts of my body hurt as I write this and in one spot where a needle was it feels like I had a mean shot.

Yes, it looks like a dump, but they do know how to fix you.
The «waiting room» is veeeeery Chinese. You will get your consult right there if you don’t ask for a personal room: D
Lots of herbs, to make tea, you know the kind! The disgusting kind :) but, well… I know at least 2 people with skin problems that got them solves in this very «China-​looking» place. They don’t try to make it look nice, they just do what they do.
Take it or leave it.
Great massages for € 20−30min and € 35 – 60 min.
I’m in.
(And afterwards I need a shower… but they are good)