You & Me Kitchen Corner

Talk about first impressions! The owners of You & Me Kitchen Corner certainly spared no expense to make this place look memorable. The entrance to the restaurant looks like a garden straight out of some young girl’s fantasy. Grass carpeted floor, with swings instead of chairs, covered by vines, and to top it off, pink flowers all along the walls. All plants were artificial, of course, but nevertheless it created such a strong atmosphere of girliness I nearly grew a pair of ovaries.
There is an indoor area, which is suffused with blue light of a shade I imagine would be called «Fairytale». Upon being seated, the servers presented my girlfriend and I with crowns of (artificial) flowers. No group of self-​respecting guys are ever going to walk in here unless their girlfriend brought them, that’s all I can say.
Their food doesn’t get any better than «above average», so don’t expect much.