Mac Lab – Trinity Arts Block

One of the best kept secrets on campus, Trinity’s ‘Mac Lab’ or ‘Mac Room’ is an airy and often under populated computer room on the lower ground floor of the university’s Arts Block.
It was ages before I even became aware of its existence, accidentally stumbling across it one day when I was starting a new module and hence looking for the classroom in question. Upon opening the door I was flabbergasted by the what lay before me, at first I thought it was some kind of apparition — the sight of forty pristinely white Mac computers regimentally in formation on long tables, one behind the other. The white radiated by the ultramodern Macs made the whole thing even more mind-​boggling. Coming from the dreary, concrete interior of the Arts Block into a futuristic retreat such as that which this room submits was as hilarious as it was unforeseen. Like Alice through the looking glass I was unexpectedly transported into a whole new milieu that wildly contrasted the lackluster Arts Block setting. Because not many Fresherman know about the room it is often quiet and so you are always assured of a computer and of course these aren’t just any computers, they are the crème de la crème of the technical world. You can be assured of high-​speed internet, advanced graphics and an all round satisfying and unsullied experience within the buoyant and fresh setting the room proffers.
There is an underlying tranquility to this room, something about it makes you concentrate so much better than in the more off-​putting setting of the library for example. Like a TV show that you watch for ages on a minor satellite channel that only yourself and the discerning few appreciate the genius of before a major TV network picks it up and broadcasts it for the masses to recognize the value of the Mac Room can only remain hush-​hush for so long before the word spreads so make the most of it whilst you can.

if one more freak of a human being even considers to answer their phone in this room i am going to lose the plot.
This single star is for every sniffling chancer who sneezes on the keyboards… for every big boned jock who is munching loudly on his massive lunch while laughing loudly at a video of a dog with its head stuck in a fence on youtube… for every group of bizarrely small and irritating first years who will not for the love of all that is pue and good in this world shut up… and for those worst of the worst… the freaks i alluded to earlier who think its a good idea to ave a chat with their best mate on the phone in the middle of a computer room where people are trying to work
«Oh roight yeaaa… he DIDNT?! OHHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAWWWWD! …Awroight Soooorcha I’ll come meet you now then will I? Im just down in the computer room… the COMPUTER ROOM… you know… the one with all the big white screeeens… yea THAT one… LOL HHaaaaaahahahaha»
Someone hold me back …