Car Accessories & Keys Cut

This is not an ordinary car accessories shop. Actually, on my stop in there was no sign of car paraphernalia anywhere on the premises.
Here is an All Sorts DIY advertising, via a trippy voice over playing loudly over the store’s sound system, keys cut, home wares, electrical goods and more. The «and more» I can tell you now is pretty diverse, including racks of discount CDs (who is George Formby and why is his Best Of only € 5?), strings of fairy lights, board games, tons of other stuff but most importantly… ADULT DVDs.
In a hardware shop.
When I saw that sign I had to go in –where else can you buy ADULT DVDs and get keys cut while you watch? It’s all so deliciously bizarre.
In the interest of due diligence I made a thorough search for those DVDs, only to find that they actually meant anything with an 18 rating.
I suppose a 3-​pack of John Wayne classics isn’t really on a six year old’s list.
Four Stars awarded for hilarity, weirdness and good fun on a walk through town.