I should be punished for eating at a place with«Food» and«Village» in the name… …and indeed I was. This was the absolute most awful takeaway I’ve ever had, the world over. Price: Expensive for rubbish. Food: Yuck Atmosphere: Delivery charge. Service: They mixed up a two-person order. This place offers four different food types, which should be an indicator, but I was in a dimwit’s daydream. «Kentucky, Indian, Chinese, Turkish». I ordered the beef vindaloo as hot as could be and my companion predictably ordered the tikka masla, as mild as could be. Well, it doesn’t take a Hollywood hack to realise that they got the order backwards and we wound up with an inedible mish-mash. Even so, we did try to choke down the food, but it was so dry and disgusting. Really, as hard as I try, I can’t find anything redeeming to say about this place other than the menu was glossy, which I guess is a plus if you like that sort of thing.