McDonald’s

Although I do not usually seek out Irish dinning, I decided to give this restaurant a try. I had the McChicken, which was as Irish as it was chicken. The gelatinous and mysterious meat had the consistency of pre-​chewed food. The flavor was unique because it did not taste like any chicken that I have eaten previously. It must have been from an Irish chicken.
I attempted to mask this unfavorable flavor with ketchup. However, the only property of the ketchup that resembled tomatoes, was its red color.
To management I suggest sourcing your ingredients from a farm rather than from a factory. Although the mystery meat was nostalgic in the sense that it evoked memories of mystery lunch meat from childhood, serving this food under an Irish name does a disservice to the people of Ireland.

This Mickey D’s is great because:
1) it’s clean
2) bathrooms are serviced hourly
3) it’s pretty inside
4) they are engaged in community activities
5) wi-​fi

I used to come here since i was a little kid. And I slowly saw the disintegration of their tasty French fries fall over time. Tho the customer service has always remained the same, they kept up with renovations and made it appealing to the eyes at least.
It’s a McDonald’s… They are the same everywhere!

Long lines and horrible neighborhood. Care for a shooting along with those fries?