Over ten years ago I was an editor for my high school’s newspaper and yearbook. Go ahead and get all of your dork and nerd comments out now. When editing those mighty works of literature I thought to myself that amateur authorship could not get any worse, I stand corrected. This paper could only get better if the Williamsburg High School were to take over its operations and begin churning out teen drivel. Recently an article lasted nearly two whole columns, covering nothing more than stained stamped concrete in the medians under the I-80 overpass. I suggest that all involved with this rag stop the presses, hang up their hats and attend a journalism night class at the Kirkwood Community College satellite location.