Green Turtle Bar & Restaurant

This place is the worst ever, something wrong there.
The place is shabby and run down.
The service sucks, overpriced, and it brings in a Bad Element to the community. It Needs to be Torn Down!
I have to say this place might have a history of bad /​evil stuff going down.
I went there during an event to check if they were serving alcohol to minors again, while taking pictures as evidence, I saw spooky stuff on my camera phone.

Well its not closed, maybe hours may have changed but it’s a sure thing open. I’m sitting here now, my first time here. I don’t know yet how it is so I can’t rate it, but only to say its for sure open.

Good Lord! no No NO!!!
there is no reason to EVER come into this location!
i wish the stars could go into the negative. that would define this place great.

Ok, again, I’m reviewing this place as a venue.
SERVICE WAS THE WORST I HAVE EVER IN MY LIFE EXPERIENCED!
After my first experience here, I knew better and I didn’t expect much. I returned for an event that I thought would be worth my while, WRONG.
Don’t get me wrong, The DJs were great but the SERVICE from, I believe the OWNER was HORRID! It completely RUINED my night.
Let me let you know what happened…
I had just arrived and I wanted a drink. I walk up to the bar and ask the older male bartender for two Vodka, Malibu and coke mixed drinks. He proceeds to make them and I ask him how much. He tells me $ 12 each!
Now, my drinks weren’t made with Grey Goose or Belvedere or anything. Just plain olé well Vodka and Malibu.
I question him why my drinks were so much and he tells me he charges by the shot. Okay buddy, I ordered a MIXED drink! Do you not know how to ration out alcohol?
I tell him I’m NOT paying 12 dollars each for that.
I ask him what if someone orders a Cosmo, would he charge by every liquor in it? He tell me no but that wanted two shots in my drinks. I never said I wanted two shots, I just wanted two different types of alcohol in my drinks. He ask me if I’m getting the drinks or not, I tell him not for $ 12 bucks a piece.
He gets mad and cuts me off for the night.
Now remember, I had just gotten there.
Total jerk. This dude really needs to learn how to talk to people and maybe he should learn how to mix a drink. If it’s a complicated order, he freaks out.
Again, I am NEVER EVER attending another event here. I will never encourage any of my friends to come here.
My night sucked here. Many agreed that this place SUCKS, mainly because of the service.

First! The food is good, Second! They do have a wide selection of drinks. Third! Depends who is playing on the weekend, the music is very good! And yes, the appearance is very deceiving! This place Rocks!!!

As an eatery, this place is awful. The food it terrible, the service, while polite, was none too good, the atmosphere is dreary, etc. Frankly, you can guess all this just by driving by and looking at the place. But the Green Turtle is not completely useless. As a place of refuge from the undead the Green Turtle is just about perfect. The full bar stocked for quantity (not quality) is perfect for Molotov-​creating. And while there are several entrances, the staff has conveniently placed large wreathes of garlic over every door (and the main entrance even has an icon of the Virgin). And should your unholy foes get in the door, the restaurant is a wide-​open space to prevent anything from sneaking up on you and there are plenty of booths and half walls to impede the walking dead. Really the only weakness that the Green Turtle has as a fortress against the undead is, should you be forced to stay for an extended period, you might need to eat the food.