ZipCar

So much Room for improvement.
So I was initially ecstatic about a ZipCar location being located so close to Yankee Stadium area. The purpose of a ZipCar rental is to be able to readily access a car by the hour to do errands, get to and from point A to Z, or have fun! Well after you complete your rental for this location please REMEMBER to bring the following:
1) Zipcar Card to open and unlock the car
2) Clorox or Lysol wipes
3) Lint Roller
4) Air Freshener preferably the strong kind
5) Pair of latex cleaning gloves
6) Trash bag
…So you get to the vehicle at this location and curiously (yet smartly) brought the additional items I mentioned above. You flash your Zipcard at the sensor and the car doors unlock (1min). Now strap on your cleaning gloves and open your trash bag. Begin by placing all discarded fast food containers, burger wrappers, condiments, and drinks into your garbage bag (5mins). Now take your lint roller and began to remove the animal hair from the driver’s seat and if your are bringing along company then also courteously do the same for the other passenger seats, do remember to discard of the used lint stickers into your garbage bag (add an additional 5mins. for each seat). You may have removed enough hair to make a wig or file an animal report with PETA depending on how much you find. Now open all doors or put down all windows to air out the car from the overwhelming stale stench odors of cigarettes or weed (5mins. if you smell both 10mins.) Now grab your air freshener and generously spray the throughout the car careful not to get any on the windows but the upholstery could use some (5mins.) As the Zipcar is deodorizing, now with your gloves still on use the Clorox/​Lysol wipes to remove coffee, soda, ketchup, and other unknown harden substances from the steering wheel, keys, window buttons and the entire interior side panel of the driver car door (10mins.) Place discarded wipes in your garbage bag.
Now you can quickly hop into you Zipcar and drive away … WAIT!
I forgot to add this to the list,
Call Zipcar and ask them to please extend your rental for another hour being that you just spent 46 minutes cleaning your rental to drive it to BJ’s Wholesale Club or Target to grab some quick groceries.
Eventually they will get it together… NOT!