Evan Healey Entertainment

I honestly didn’t know what music was until DJ Healey educated me. He has the keen sense of pairing musical accompaniment to the most important of life’s precious moments. When my Uncle Ned hired him for his second vow-​renewal ceremony, Evan acted less as our DJ, and more of our spiritual music guru. My blood still races whenever I think of his most tasteful moments, from the staple Lady Marmalade during the garter removal, to packing a full 1988 – 1993 Michael Jackson block during dinner. I thought by the end he’d given us all he’d got, but then he came back strong with our Top 40, Mo-​Town jamboree fest, and a killer total request hour (which consequently just became a Bön Jovi B-​sides hour). Evan abstains from alcohol, which at first threw me off. But by the fourth time LMFAO came party rockin through his sick PA setup, I knew he didn’t need it to have a killer time. Never before has a DJ changed my perspective on the every day tedium. Since that night in 2013 I’ve changed my clothes only once, and have mostly stopped barking like a wild animal when anxious. At first I was convinced it wasn’t from the power of his music, but I quickly learned otherwise when I went to my cousin’s wife’s aunt’s successful liver surgery party. I didn’t really feel like going, but there was going to be a potato skins table, and I knew I couldn’t miss it. I showed up at the Elks lodge, unsure of how the night was going to go, when all of a sudden something caught my attention from the back of the room. And there he was. In his dark shades, plaid shirt and windbreaker pants, silently bobbing his head to a beat only he could hear. The night went just as smoothly as Uncle Ned’s did. Smooth transitions from early Chaka Khan and Whitney Houston, to leaser known greats like Rascal Flatt’s and Diddy — Dirty Money. When Party Rock came back in all of its glory, I was so giddy with delight that I actually ended up breaking some of his gear with my signature arm-​windmill move. He was gracious enough to cover the cost himself, and even gave me a kiss to make me feel better. DJ Healey is more than a DJ, he’s a DJ Artist. An artisan of music that spins hit after hit until your fragile human heart can’t take it anymore, leaving a hole only hiring him can fill. Which my extended family has done anywhere from 80 – 130 times.

I’ve hired Evan Healey Entertainment aka DJ E-​Mastah Healz for a few of my parties now. Great DJ that knows how to feel the room and get all the wall dwellers out on the dancefloor. Wouldn’t throw a party without em. Definitely hiring him for my future wedding too if i ever get married.