Toms River Township Police Dept

Yay, Toms River Police Department. Thank you for laying your lives on the line every day to keep us safe. Rah. You guys are the best.
Okay, now that the cheerleading session is over, this place is a dump. Yes, it’s under construction, but trying to make silk purses out of sows ears is pure folly. My goal is to never come here again, and certainly not to become a regular or (gasp) The Duke.
Toms River Township Police were very efficient at writing me a summons for careless driving, as well as friendly and helpful when it came to receiving the payment I made under slight duress. I could hardly have asked more from them. They are at the top of their game, and I highly recommend them for any of your motor vehicle violation needs.