Kim’s Fried Dough

Eminem’s ex-​wife got tired of being pistol-​whipped and listening to hubby rap about killing her and her daughter, so she finally did what she should have done, and got the hell out of there. She relocated to Syracuse, NY and opened a Fried Dough stand at the market. She looks a little different though. She has a new husband and her daughter helps her out and they’re really, super friendly. Anyone would think she had nothing to do with Eminem and that the daughter wasn’t actually Hailie. But we know better. It’s her.
What to get: Fried Dough for $ 2
What else: I think my Dad’s gone crazy
I had the lemonade too, which was $ 1.50 and just okay. But let’s focus on the star attraction.
This is some of the best Fried Dough I’ve ever had. If you’re up in Da Cuse and you want some Dough, this is the place to go. It’s absolutely delicious and it’s enormous!
Basically for $ 2 they give you a huge long stick of dough (way bigger than even the biggest thingy, since you asked), and it’s piping hot, greasy, juicy, fresh, delicious, and absolutely covered in cane sugar. I adore it. I’m not the biggest fan of some fried doughs, but this one is right up there with the best of them. It’s made in a lot of places in WNY and CNY but I don’t think anyone in this region makes it as well as Kim does.
I’m so glad she left Eminem and opened up this place. And it’s great that, at $ 2, you don’t need a lot of Dough to get the Dough.
So in the words of Homer Simpson: Dough!