Integrity Services

Let me begin by stating: these playas don’t play by da rules.
Not only did they fail to replenish my toilet paper supply, but the above photo is actual footage of how they left my porcelain throne. It’s been like dat for 3 days!
As a man of great style and substance, I like to give a brotha a chance before kickin him to the curb. I tried to reason with this army of short men with considerable body odor. I even offered them a stick of my finest deoderant. Their large captor and owner of the company not only called me multiple times a day while I was busy doin’ my do, but I suspect he broke a large amount of wind in my premises.
Now I’m runnin a business here. I can’t have no doobies in ma toilet and farts all up in my office! Tack on the immense B.O. and we have ourselves a smelly situation! Ya hurr?
In closing, I would like to recommend you do not hire this company. I have a certain professional image to maintain and I can’t be havin a crew of smelly Shoobie Do Wops running amuck, frightening my harem of sexy ladies.
But seriously… These hermanos just didn’t cut the cake. All they did was cut the cheese.